Hamas’ War on Pepsi

I bet you didn’t know that Pepsi Cola was a tool of the International Zionist Conspiracy.

Actually, neither did I until Hamas MP Salem Salamah told us so.

Salem Salamah: There are companies established by the colonialists and occupiers – large companies with branches all over the world, like Pepsi, Pepsi Cola. This is a well-known company. Pepsi is an acronym. P-E-P-S-I – Pay Every Pence to Save Israel. Pay every pence – pence is one hundredth of a dollar – to save Israel. Pay every pence to save Israel. Shouldn’t the Muslims have a fund, a company, or a large project to save the Al-Aqsa Mosque?

I guess no-one told him about some of the other famous soft drink brands:

FANTA – F*ck ANTisemitic Arabs

SPRITE – Spend Pennies to Realize Israel’s Technical Edge

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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Tags: Anti-Semitism, Palestinian