If this was a magician’s act, it would be a hoot, only because the magician was terrible. And, you could see right through the act, to the hidden rabbits.

By now, a long time ago, Monica Lewinsky was thrilled to see her name in print. All over! So she saved “clippings.”

I’m going to guess Monica wasn’t the only one. And, in gazoo, there are parents who don’t grieve. But they pull out their scrapbooks. Just in case you thought scrapbooking was an American mishigas.

Besides. In a visual world, you can adapt your eyes, so that you can see these jovial parents celebrating the playground of death. Too many births per woman can bring this on.