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Aussie Dave | Jun 26, 2008 | 6 comments
Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni.
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General
“Ok Ehud, I have enough lotion in my hands, now bend over and let me polish your scalp.”
- “..Ahhh, the things I’m willing to do to keep my party members in check…”
Tzippi: “Have you seen my camel hand shadow?”
Ehud: “Yeh – about 85 times. Which reminds me: have you seen my magnum-to-the-skull suicide hand shadow?”
What more can I do? I’ve already given them an eye!
“See, Ehud? I’m dislocating my thumb! See!? See!? Magic!”
No, it still doesn’t look like a good deal. Maybe if I close both eyes ..
well, i went to this “zohan” guy for a haircut – do you like my new look? – and anyway, he said that we could sort this whole thing out, just swap the arab prisoners for some israeli body parts, sacrifice a few more soldiers to recapture those terrorists we released and everyone will forget about your little scandal!