Open Thread: Yoda Cat Edition
Aussie Dave | Aug 20, 2008 | 9 comments
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ohhh!!! An open thread! Dangerous….
I think it’s (tun dun DUN)…Lucifur!
I’m sure this is some witch’s familiar daemon.
Why wasn’t this cat invited to be on the NBN panel??? I SMELL A CONSPIRACY!!!!
Since this is an open thread…
Just read this on another blog: Hilarious !!!
http://nobikiniatoll.blogspot.com/2008/06/israel-1-palestine-0.html
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently at the UN and made the world community smile. A representative from Israel began: “Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath!’ He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.”
The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, “What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren’t there then.”
The Israeli representative smiled and said “And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.”
Probably isn’t true, but wouldn’t you just LOVE to hear that at the UN?
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently at the UN and made the world community smile. A representative from Israel began: “Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath!’ He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.”
The Palestinian representative jumped up furiously and shouted, “What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren’t there then.”
The Israeli representative smiled and said “And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.”
Probably isn’t true, but wouldn’t you just LOVE to hear that at the UN?
Actually the story goes like so:
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently at the UN and made the world community smile. A representative from Palestine began: “Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath!’ He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.”
The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted, “What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren’t there then.”
The Palestinian representative smiled and said “And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.”
you guys are funny… some forums say its the Paletinians who stole it, some forums say the israelis
First, I am Palestinian, a christian Palestinan. And teh facts are everywhere… you can read them in hostory books, in religeon books, everywhere, and also the landmarks testify.
There were no Palestinians, yes right, and there was nothing called Israel, Jewish people never had a country, and thats not the Palestinin’s fault, and they don;t need a country and a government, they can live like everyone else in any region, I am Christian, living in Bethlehem, shall I go say Jews should have followed Jesus, and they didn’t, so Jewish people shouldn;t exist anymore, and claim this land is for Christians now and kill everyone else ??? No one can use religion against human rights, keep your religion to yourself, because it aint my religeon. This land belongs to who is living in it, this is nature. I don;t care if my family came to this land after Romans kicked the jews from it !! If I should leave because Jews (as everyone else) lived in this land ?? Than all Americans should leave the USA for the Orginal People.. Go Back to Europe where you came from !!
Hey
Really glad to get into this forum
It’s what I am looking for.
Hope to know more member here.