“Zionists develop diseases to sell drugs”
From Iran’s ever-amusing Press TV:
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has blasted some ‘Zionist drug cartels‘ that develop new diseases to sell their pharmaceutical products.
“Some multinational companies and Zionist cartels produce new kinds of diseases to export their drugs to other countries,” Ahmadinejad said in a meeting with Iranian pharmacists arragned to mark the Pharmacy Day.
“Contrary to the commercial approach that is prevalent in the world drug markets, our approach towards the production and export of drugs is humane,” Fars news agency quoted the president as saying.
“We should try to produce drugs that are needed worldwide to help the humans,” he noted.
Earlier this year, Iran successfully mass produced Angipars, the world’s first herbal medication for the effective treatment of diabetic foot ulcers.
So you see, the Jews – oh, sorry, Zionists – are creating diabolical new diseases just so these capitalist pig Jews – oh, damn, I meant capitalist pig Zionists – can profit from the drugs that only evil Jewish minds – evil ZIONIST minds – can develop antidotes to.
(I cannot find a single non-Iranian reference to Angipars on the Internet. Must be really popular amongst those humans that Ahmadinejad says he cares about.)
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This seems to be on a par with the idea that AIDS was developed by white Republicans to destroy black people.
You know, the reason people stopped using herbal remedies was because they didn’t work, and those awful things produced by the evil pharmaceutical companies did. How awful!
They may put down the “commercial approach,” but I’ll bet you a bottle of aspirin to a chunk of willow bark that those Iranians expect to be paid for their little herbal “medication.”