Prime Minister Ehud Olmert tests the Mossad’s newest state of the art weapon prototype; the Zionist Robotic Hand of Doom. The remote controlled hand can walk and scale walls like a spider, crush a coconut like an egg or pat a dog as softly as a child. Also, in an eerily sci-fi fashion, the life-like hand, nicknamed “Yad Gilad,” can administer precise, immediate brainwashing to an enemy by sending electronic pulses to key locations on the skull.
In this photo, much to Olmert’s delight, the young test subject seems utterly convinced that the Prime Minister’s performance during his premiereship has been exemplary.
“Remarkable,” said a Mossad spokesperson.”Soon we will have the Mullahs dismantling their own nukes and dancing the Hora in the streets of Tehran, singing Hava Nagila!”
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MP hopeful “Thing” campaigns at elementary school. Gives jollies to Olmert.
Brilliant!
This Golan, it’s not such a big deal. It’s only, like, this high.
Frankenstein finds a donor.
“all your bright future are belong to us! mwahaha!”
or alternatively, in kang and kodos’ (aliens from the simpsons) voice: “i want to suck your brains…”
BRAAAAAAINZ!!!
“What have you done for me, lately?”
Prime Minister Ehud Olmert tests the Mossad’s newest state of the art weapon prototype; the Zionist Robotic Hand of Doom. The remote controlled hand can walk and scale walls like a spider, crush a coconut like an egg or pat a dog as softly as a child. Also, in an eerily sci-fi fashion, the life-like hand, nicknamed “Yad Gilad,” can administer precise, immediate brainwashing to an enemy by sending electronic pulses to key locations on the skull.
In this photo, much to Olmert’s delight, the young test subject seems utterly convinced that the Prime Minister’s performance during his premiereship has been exemplary.
“Remarkable,” said a Mossad spokesperson.”Soon we will have the Mullahs dismantling their own nukes and dancing the Hora in the streets of Tehran, singing Hava Nagila!”
There, its finally on straight!
“I can hold him up like this all day long.”
Learn your nakba well, yeledim.
And if you learn to lose wars, give away the country and accept bags full of money, you too could someday be prime minister.
“smile, or I’ll dismantle your kibbutz”
“Now, if I can only get this Vulcan mind-meld to swap our minds over, I should be set…”
or perhaps:
Objects appear smarter closer up than those far away