Comments on: Caption This

By: Moishe

Moishe — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:47:58 +0000

“Now, if I can only get this Vulcan mind-meld to swap our minds over, I should be set…”

or perhaps:

Objects appear smarter closer up than those far away

By: shaun.spain

shaun.spain — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:30:52 +0000

“smile, or I’ll dismantle your kibbutz”

By: J. Lichty

J. Lichty — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:39:18 +0000

And if you learn to lose wars, give away the country and accept bags full of money, you too could someday be prime minister.

By: J. Lichty

J. Lichty — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:37:45 +0000

Learn your nakba well, yeledim.

By: Rob Rhyner

Rob Rhyner — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:30:49 +0000

“I can hold him up like this all day long.”

By: AF

AF — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:45:49 +0000

There, its finally on straight!

By: Avi K

Avi K — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:20:38 +0000

Prime Minister Ehud Olmert tests the Mossad’s newest state of the art weapon prototype; the Zionist Robotic Hand of Doom. The remote controlled hand can walk and scale walls like a spider, crush a coconut like an egg or pat a dog as softly as a child. Also, in an eerily sci-fi fashion, the life-like hand, nicknamed “Yad Gilad,” can administer precise, immediate brainwashing to an enemy by sending electronic pulses to key locations on the skull.

In this photo, much to Olmert’s delight, the young test subject seems utterly convinced that the Prime Minister’s performance during his premiereship has been exemplary.

“Remarkable,” said a Mossad spokesperson.”Soon we will have the Mullahs dismantling their own nukes and dancing the Hora in the streets of Tehran, singing Hava Nagila!”

By: Risa

Risa — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:00:46 +0000

"What have you done for me, lately?"

By: Paul-Michael Bauer

Paul-Michael Bauer — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:39:24 +0000

BRAAAAAAINZ!!!

By: jacob

jacob — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:56:23 +0000

“all your bright future are belong to us! mwahaha!”

or alternatively, in kang and kodos’ (aliens from the simpsons) voice: “i want to suck your brains…”