Dressing Down

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Orange Uniforms of Death.^TM

The supreme committee of Hamas captives in Zionist jails has rejected on Thursday the decision of the Zionist prison authority (IPA) of changing the brown uniform of the captives to orange.

In a statement it issued and a copy of which was obtained by the PIC, the committee explained that the orange uniform would produce adverse psychological repercussions on the prisoners because it is known to be the uniform of those sentenced to death, and it would replicate the picture of the captives in the infamous US concentration camp in Guantanamu.

“A number of Zionist politicians had repeatedly insisted that the Palestinian prisoners in Zionist jails must be regarded and dealt with as “terrorists”, and not as political prisoners or prisoners of war and freedom fighters”, the statement pointed out.

Moreover, the committee warned if the decision is implemented, it would waste many of the legal rights of the Palestinian and Arab captives that were obtained through precious sacrifices.

“The uniform replicates the uniform the Jewish prisoners used to wear in the Nazi concentration camps [during WWII], and bears the same sign of the old one indicating that anyone wears the uniform would be liquidated” (Actually, Jews wore blue and gray striped prison uniforms in the concentration camps – ed.)

Furthermore, the committee disclosed that the uniform bears two phosphoric reflector lines at the back, chest, and the two legs that would make the captives an easy target to Zionist snipers at night.

Ingenious, aren’t we? Capture palestinians, place them in prison and then sniper-shoot them at night. Because just killing them to begin with would just be too simple.

In any event, I would actually agree with Hamas that brown would be the more appropriate color. After all, they are full of sh*t.

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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.

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Tags: Hamas, Israel, Terrorism