Archive for October 21st, 2008

School Discipline, Palestinian Style

Meet the palestinian student voted Most Likely to Be Struck With A Rod Or Thrown Out of a Window. A tenth-grade Palestinian student was left “clinically dead” following his fall from a third-story classroom window on Tuesday, sparking bitter accusations that the incident was a result of an ongoing teachers’ union strike. The injury occurred [...]

Iran Seizes Israeli Spies

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Pigeons.TM Has the symbol of peace* joined the efforts against Iran’s nuclear program? Iranian media reported on Monday that security forces had seized two ‘spy pigeons’ near the uranium enrichment facility in Natanz and a second location. According to the report, One of the pigeons was caught near a [...]

Photo of the Day: Numbskull Reunion

Photo of the Day: Numbskull Reunion

US-hating Hollywood actor Sean Penn meets with his favorite US-hating dictator Hugo Chavez. “Sean, your visit is appreciated. Your tight pants…not so much.”