Archive for October 21st, 2008

School Discipline, Palestinian Style

Meet the palestinian student voted Most Likely to Be Struck With A Rod Or Thrown Out of a Window.
A tenth-grade Palestinian student was left “clinically dead” following his fall from a third-story classroom window on Tuesday, sparking bitter accusations that the incident was a result of an ongoing teachers’ union strike.
The injury occurred when a [...]

Iran Seizes Israeli Spies

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Pigeons.TM
Has the symbol of peace* joined the efforts against Iran’s nuclear program? Iranian media reported on Monday that security forces had seized two ’spy pigeons’ near the uranium enrichment facility in Natanz and a second location.
According to the report, One of the pigeons was caught near a rose water [...]

Photo of the Day: Numbskull Reunion

US-hating Hollywood actor Sean Penn meets with his favorite US-hating dictator Hugo Chavez.

“Sean, your visit is appreciated. Your tight pants…not so much.”