Iran Seizes Israeli Spies
Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Pigeons.TM
Has the symbol of peace* joined the efforts against Iran’s nuclear program? Iranian media reported on Monday that security forces had seized two ‘spy pigeons’ near the uranium enrichment facility in Natanz and a second location.
According to the report, One of the pigeons was caught near a rose water production plant in the city of Kashan in Isfahan province, the report cited an unnamed informed source as saying, adding that metal rings and invisible strings were attached to the bird.
“Early this month, a black pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible strings,” the source was quoted as saying.
Iranian sources said that “it is entirely possible that pigeons were used to spy on the nuclear facility in Natanz.” The birds were been handed over to defense officials, their fate is unknown.
* Note to Ynet journalist: Doves are the symbol of peace, not pigeons. Pigeons are the symbol of statue defecation.
Update: The story just gave me a childhood flashback. Anyone else remember this show?
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I really love that they wrote, "their fate is unknown." Very nice dramatic touch.
I'm sure they'll be grilled.
They were plucked right out of their hiding place, no doubt.
I thought of that show, myself. My son loves it! But as far as Iran goes – you canNOT make up stuff like this. & the whole world just nods when their president shoots off his mouth…
And then quartered.
A little off-topic, but what IS the name of that show? My son and I were both racking our brains yesterday trying to remember, and neither of us could come up with it.
Fromhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dastardly_and_Muttle…target=”_blank”> Wikipedia:
Thanks! My son and I saw that in a rerun, but couldn't remember what it was.
How did they see the strings, if they were invisible? Just curious. And why a black pigeon? Why aren't they looking for ninjas?
Obviously they detected the strings with their tinfoil hats.