Iran Seizes Israeli Spies

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Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Death Pigeons.TM

Has the symbol of peace* joined the efforts against Iran’s nuclear program? Iranian media reported on Monday that security forces had seized two ‘spy pigeons’ near the uranium enrichment facility in Natanz and a second location.

According to the report, One of the pigeons was caught near a rose water production plant in the city of Kashan in Isfahan province, the report cited an unnamed informed source as saying, adding that metal rings and invisible strings were attached to the bird.

“Early this month, a black pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible strings,” the source was quoted as saying.

Iranian sources said that “it is entirely possible that pigeons were used to spy on the nuclear facility in Natanz.” The birds were been handed over to defense officials, their fate is unknown.

* Note to Ynet journalist: Doves are the symbol of peace, not pigeons. Pigeons are the symbol of statue defecation.

Update: The story just gave me a childhood flashback. Anyone else remember this show?



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