Archive for October, 2008

Haider’s Killer Revealed

Haider’s Killer Revealed

It’s official: deceased Austrian far-right leader Joerg Haider was a man’s man. Stefan Petzner, the successor to Austrian right-wing populist leader Joerg Haider, has shocked the staunchly conservative country by revealing in a tearful interview that they shared a “special relationship”. Mr Petzner, 27, who was confirmed on Wednesday as the leader of the Alliance [...]

Thumbs Up From Borat

Wow. At least four students from a suburban St. Louis middle school face punishment for allegedly hitting Jewish classmates during what they called “Hit a Jew Day.” The incident happened last week at Parkway West Middle School in Chesterfield. District officials said Thursday they believe that fewer than 10 children of the district’s 35 Jewish [...]

Brain Fart of the Day

Brain Fart of the Day

..comes from Shimon “Club Med Gaza” Peres, who thought it was a good idea to invite terror-supporter Yusuf Islam (the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens) to Israel to perform at an event marking the 10th anniversary of his Center for Peace. The Center, which is currently in the midst of the last preparations for [...]

Voting From Israel

The following is an Israellycool public service announcement. —————– If you want to vote in the US elections from the Holy Land, here are the details. Tel Aviv Residents near Tel Aviv can submit your US absentee ballot and vote: When: Sunday, October 26. 6:00 p.m. till midnight Location: The Dancing Camel HaTaasiya #12, Tel [...]

Today’s Stabbing Attack

A palestinian terrorist today murdered an 86-year-old man, and wounded a police officer, in a stabbing attack in the Jerusalem neighborhood of Gilo. Here’s what went down: A young Arab man murdered a civilian and injured a police officer in Jerusalem’s Gilo neighborhood on Thursday morning. The 86-year-old citizen was critically injured and evacuated to [...]

Quote of the Day

“To be honest, there’s nothing I want to talk about less than politics. I’d rather vomit and lick it up. I like Obama, but he’s not gonna win. Trust me, I know my people.” – Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders

Palestinian Protester of the Day

Palestinian Protester of the Day

Actually, it’s a dead heat between the tubby one in ninja pose, and the beanpole who thinks his slingshot is a yo-yo.

Khaled’s Nasty Surprise

Khaled’s Nasty Surprise

Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal knew his friend Ziad Nakhala, politburo member of Islamic Jihad, like to cup his hands when talking. But he considered it to be nothing other than a harmless idiosyncracy. That is until one fateful day..

Close But No Cigar

Close But No Cigar

An Iraqi website has apparently reported that Hizbullah leader Hassan Nasrallah was almost sent to meet his 72 raisins. An Iraqi news website on Wednesday quoted “high-ranking diplomatic sources in Beirut” as saying that Hizbullah Secretary-General Hassan Nasrallah survived a poisoning attempt. According to the state-affiliated website, Nasrallah survived an assassination by a highly toxic [...]

School Discipline, Palestinian Style

Meet the palestinian student voted Most Likely to Be Struck With A Rod Or Thrown Out of a Window. A tenth-grade Palestinian student was left “clinically dead” following his fall from a third-story classroom window on Tuesday, sparking bitter accusations that the incident was a result of an ongoing teachers’ union strike. The injury occurred [...]