Archive for November 19th, 2008

Granny’s Got a Gun

Sung to the tune of Janie’s Got a Gun
Dum, dum, dum, granny what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it’s the sound of your gun.
Dum, dum, dum, granny what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it’s the sound
Granny’s got a gun
Granny’s got a gun
Her cause may come undone
’cause Fatah and Hamas can’t get on
The killing of [...]

Nah, They’re Not Anti-Semitic

We know that Muslims respect Judaism as a religion and only hate Zionism, right?
From The MEMRi Blog, quoting Akhbar Al-Arab, November 18, 2008:

But I’m sure that waves of outraged Muslims who respect Judaism will be writing letters to the editor complaining about this bigotry, and pundits and politicians will appear on TV to condemn it, [...]

Separated at Birth

Lebanese Hezbollah representative in Iran Hossein Safiadeen, and Hollywood actor Vincent D’Onofrio

Someone Shut This Woman Up

The Germ is back, this time targeting new US First Lady Michelle Obama.
Outspoken feminist Germaine Greer has lined up Michelle Obama as her latest target, criticising the “butcher’s apron” dress the next First Lady wore when her husband won the US presidential election.
Writing her usual column for the Guardian,  Greer slays the outfit choice, calling [...]

The Story That Gets Worse As You Read It

Bad:
A man caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.
Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was [...]

Moron of the Day

As usual, it’s a crowded field, but I couldn’t go past the pastor.
A Baptist pastor has admitted telling Jewish leaders that Jews were “going to hell” and faced a fate “worse than the Holocaust” because they had not accepted Jesus as their saviour.
But Pastor Kevin Harris of the Illawarra Community Baptist Church in Wollongong says [...]