Archive for December 26th, 2008
Funhouse Mirror News
JERUSALEM, December 26 (FMN) – The UN today stepped up its pressure on the Arab world to send humanitarian aid to the besieged residents of Sderot, suffering under years of constant rocket bombardment from Iranian-backed Arabs.
“The brave people of the Negev are being forced out of their homes, in what can only be called ethnic [...]
Operation Grapes of Appeasement
With palestinians so far firing another 25 mortar shells into Israel since last night, Israel has responded as promised yesterday, sending into Gaza 90 “projectiles” of its own.
Although Israel stepped up its threatening rhetoric on Thursday, Gaza terrorists intensified their attacks, firing at least 25 mortar shells at the South overnight Thursday and early Friday, [...]
What’s Cooking?
Ma’an News reports:
Gazan invents alternative to cooking gas
Gazan resident Abed Ar-Rahman Farajallah revealed an alternative to cooking gas that he developed at a press conference on Thursday.
That must have been some press conference.
Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profiles
Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
The Dumbass
Commander: Majed Ata Al Habashi
Before two months of his martyrdom, he finished his high studying with a rate of 74% in the literary department.
The One With Dumbass Friends
Mahmoud Hamdi Jindia
His leaders and his friends called him “the whale” for his courage.
The One [...]
