Archive for December, 2008

The Monkeys Who Went Ape

The Monkeys Who Went Ape

You have probably heard of the three monkeys see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Well, meet their cousins twist some evil, pull some evil and bite some evil. Angry monkeys dished out a punishment to a cruel trainer – beating him senseless with his own stick. The three went ape when their [...]

They’ve Got It All Wrong

They’ve Got It All Wrong

Ha’aretz reports on the shenanigans of some Israeli Labor Party activists. The headquarters of the young activists on behalf of the Labor Party will hold a meeting over the weekend to discuss the creative and “naughty” activities they may take upon themselves to promote the party ahead of the February 10 elections. The young activists [...]

Lies My Gazan Told Me

Lies My Gazan Told Me

This Al Jizz article asks Gazans about the truce that never was. The conclusion? They are full of sh*t. Abed al-Raouf Saedallah, 61, works in a shop to support a family of 11 The truce was a rest for both sides, Palestinians and Israelis alike… —- Ismaeel Abu Khalil, 19, high school student who works [...]

Message to Parents of Adolf Hitler Campbell

If you really want a birthday cake, I can highly recommend this store.

Trivia Time

Question: Which is  the odd one out from the following? Dorktator Assad, Damascus, Golan Heights, musical knickers

Still Barrking Mad

What does Sean Penn’s latest film Milk have to do with Israel and Gaza? Nothing, unless you are Roseanne Barr, who manages to devote one sentence to the film before she loses the plot and launches into yet another diatribe against Israel. sean penn’s milk is exactly like his mentally challenged guy in the sam [...]

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

“‘Sprouts can cause bouts of flatulence in animals and humans. But I don’t think any of us were prepared for a smell that strong.” – Michael Riozzi of Chessington Zoo in Surrey, after the zoo apologized to visitors for the stench coming from a gorilla enclosure after feeding the animals sprouts.

Paging Gary Larson

Paging Gary Larson

“Well, it could be worse. We could be in a Gaza smugglers’ tunnel.”

Best of 2008: Weird Terrorists and Their Enablers

It’s that time of the year again when we look back at the year that (almost) was. In 2008, we saw quite a number of “interesting” terrorists and enablers in the news photos. Those who made the biggest impression on us were as follows: Badass Bandana Guy This badass terrorist first came to our attention [...]

The 2008 Splodie Awards

It is time for the much-anticipated Second Annual Splodie Awards, where we honor the best of the year’s “work accidents” and other self-inflicted deaths in the peaceful Palestinian Arab areas.