Archive for April, 2009

Mad Mel Kicked to the Curb

After 28 years of marriage, it looks like Mel Gibson’s wife has filed for divorce. While the reasons behind his wife’s filing for divorce are not known, the current betting is as follows: 15-1 Going for the Colonel Sanders look right after the Saddam look was never going to end well 10-1 She got sick [...]

I Am a DJ

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Billy Bob’s Thorny

..in what is one of the most painful interviews I have ever seen Update: It got worse. Sex, drugs and rock’n’roll are no problem. But as Billy Bob Thornton has just discovered, no musician – however famous – can get away with coming to Canada and suggesting that the locals might be ever-so-slightly boring. The [...]

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website. For previous profiles, see here. The Daddy’s Boy Ahmed Harb His father said that he ask Ahmed to keep his number in Ahmed’s mobile. The father took his son’s mobile and search about his name, he didn’t find him. The ask Ahmed again.  [...]

The Day In Israel: Mon Apr 13th, 2009

The Day In Israel: Mon Apr 13th, 2009

Click refresh to see new updates during the day Egyptian and Israeli officials yesterday said that Hizbullah terrorists were plotting to attack Israeli tourists at resorts in Sinai, prompting Egyptian President Hozni Mubarak to tell Lebanon’s prime minister in a phone call that Egypt “will not allow anyone to violate its borders or destabilize the [...]

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website. For previous profiles, see here. The Supernatural One Said Issa Siam Nickname: Abu Anas Birth date: 26 January 1974 Martyrdom date: 17 July 2005 —- He was married and has 3 daughters and one son: Hadil, Heba, Asma and Anas. His wife is [...]

The Day In Israel: Sun Apr 12th, 2009

The Day In Israel: Sun Apr 12th, 2009

Click refresh to see new updates during the day The UNIFIL in southern Lebanon is on its way to “disintegrating” after Poland announced it was withdrawing its troops. Which means it will not be effective in preventing Hizbullah from rearming or otherwise acting against Israel. Oh wait.. Updates (Israel time; most recent at top) 11:15PM: [...]

Idiocy, Thy Name is PETA

Just when you think PETA can’t get more asinine, they do. Recently, PETA’s European affiliate wrote to the Pet Shop Boys to suggest that they change their name to the “Rescue Shelter Boys.” It’s got a nice ring to it, right? PETA Europe let the duo know that dogs and cats sold in pet shops [...]

Saturday Night Costello

The Day In Israel: Sat Apr 11th, 2009

Click refresh to see new updates during the day Shavua tov, everyone. Let’s see what I missed over the Jewish Sabbath: Egyptian police have shot dead a Bedouin driving a munitions-laden truck to Gaza, detained a man transporting $2 million to northern Sinai to be smuggled into Gaza to Hamas, detained as well 15 people [...]