Archive for May, 2009

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website. For previous profiles, see here. The Pedophile Majdi Jaber He lived with happy family; he played with his neighborhood’s children and he interested in imitating others. —- He loved his brothers and sisters, especially, his brother’s daughter.

The Day In Israel: Sun May 24th, 2009

The Day In Israel: Sun May 24th, 2009

Click refresh to see new updates during the day After meeting with chief Hamashole Khaled Mashaal in Syria, Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov has said that Russia believes in the need to maintain contacts with Hamas. Meanwhile, Israel plans to expedite production of unmanned aerial vehicles for Russia after Moscow announced last week it had [...]

The Day In Israel: Sat May 23rd, 2009

The Day In Israel: Sat May 23rd, 2009

Click refresh to see new updates during the day Shavua tov, my friends. Let’s now see what I missed during the Sabbath. Syrian Dorktator Bashar Assad called Israel a “major obstacle to peace.” I call Assad a “major douchebag.” Lebanon arrested 3 more Lebanese suspected of spying for Israel, with Hizbullah arch terrorist Hassan Nasrallah [...]

Cricket, Warts and All

Cricket, Warts and All

This next story is for those of you that didn’t think the words “cricket” and “genital warts” could be in the same story. Pakistan pulled fast bowler Shoaib Akhtar out of next month’s World Twenty20 tournament in England due to him suffering from genital warts, the Pakistan Cricket Board said Thursday. “We have pulled him [...]

The Day In Israel: Fri May 22nd, 2009

The Day In Israel: Fri May 22nd, 2009

Click refresh to see new updates during the day Chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff Adm. Mike Mullen said yesterday that the consequences of Iran acquiring a nuclear weapon would be “calamitous” and that major powers must join hands and act to prevent it. Which is good, because I was getting the feeling [...]

Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day

Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website. For previous profiles, see here. The Count Hassan Abu Shaqfa Hassan studied the elementary grade in his camp’s school and then the preparatory and secondary in Beit Hanoun’s schools. After that, he joined the Islamic University to graduate with bachelor certificate in counting.

The Day In Israel: Thurs May 21st, 2009

Click refresh to see new updates during the day With US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton yesterday calling for an absolute stop to all “settlement” activity, sources close to PM Netanyahu reportedly said the terms of a “settlement” freeze still needed to be defined. Meanwhile, PM Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak have reportedly agreed [...]

The Day In Israel: Wed May 20th, 2009

The Day In Israel: Wed May 20th, 2009

Click refresh to see new updates during the day According to an American official, the US is expecting Israel to make concrete concessions to the palestinians before US President Barack Obama’s visit to Cairo on June 4, such as easing restrictions on imports and exports of goods to Gaza, and easing restrictions on movement in [...]

The Day In Israel: Tues May 19th, 2009

Click refresh to see new updates during the day US President Barack Obama told Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu the US will soon present a new peace initiative to include Arab nations alongside Israel and the PA in peace negotiations. Arab states will be encouraged to take steps to normalize their relations with Israel immediately, [...]

The Day In Israel: Mon May 18th, 2009

The Day In Israel: Mon May 18th, 2009

Click refresh to see new updates during the day With Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu set to meet with US President Barack Obama today, the former’s security adviser, Uzi “Costanza” Arad, has said he will focus on the issue of Iran and stress that “time is running out” for stopping their nuclear program. Meanwhile, a [...]