Archive for May, 2009
Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day
Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website. For previous profiles, see here. The Anti-Violinist Sharif Zaggoot He worked in the excusive force that that the Ministry or Interior formed to save the people from the fiddlers and criminals.
The Day In Israel: Sun May 17th, 2009
Click refresh to see new updates during the day Yesterday: Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak said Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu was ready to declare his support for a two-state solution. Today: An aide to Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu said he is unlikely to declare support for a two-state solution. Updates (Israel time; most recent [...]
Eurovision Comments on Twitter
Dave’s passing on tonight’s Eurovision. Evidently he has a life. I, on the other hand, will be marking all my tweets on Twitter with the tags #eurovision #israellycool. Follow me: http://twitter.com/brianoflondon or here for the search page (to see the entire “conversation”) You can see all my comments and join in the chat with this [...]
The Day In Israel: Sat May 16th, 2009
Click refresh to see new updates during the day Shavua tov my dear readers. With the Eurovision song contest about to get underway in less than an hour, I can hardly concentrate on the news of the day. Just kidding. Outgoing International Atomic Energy Agency (potato) head Mohamed ElBaradei said that Israel would be “utterly [...]
To The Anti-Semites
Aussie Dave has a special message for the anti-Semites, replete with his trademark snark.
The Day In Israel: Fri May 15th, 2009
Click refresh to see new updates during the day Israel has promised to coordinate its moves on Iran with Washington and not “surprise” the US with any strike. Meanwhile, Israel’s Defense Ministry has warned that Iran has two-thirds of the fissile material it needs to manufacture a nuclear weapon, and at the current pace of [...]
The Day In Israel: Thurs May 14th, 2009
Click refresh to see new updates during the day Message time for Netanyahu: Apparently not willing to wait until next week’s meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu, US President Barack Obama sent a message to him, demanding that Israel not surprise the US by striking Iran. Meanwhile, members of the Knesset from every party [...]
The Day In Israel: Wed May 13th, 2009
Click refresh to see new updates during the day The Vatican has done an about face and admitted that the pope had worn a brown shirt after all, albeit reluctantly. Updates (Israel time; most recent at top) 11:00PM: Here’s News.com.au on Brendon O’Connell’s arrest: A Man who allegedly posted anti-semitic videos on the website YouTube [...]
Breaking News – Israel In Eurovision Finals
We had to send a joint Arab/Jewish duo to do it, but after some years of trying (since they instituted this infernal pre-qualification via semi finals system) Israel will appear again in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest Finals. Glam it up, book those gay themed parties and put the Barcadi Breezers on ice! Dave, how [...]
Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day
Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website. For previous profiles, see here. The Vampire Slayer Nael fawzi Suleiman Kideh After a life full of honest incidents and after a lot of sacrifices, it was a dark night when Bats come out. On the 8th of July 2006, some information reported [...]
