Archive for October 31st, 2009

The Day In Israel: Sun Nov 1st, 2009

The Day In Israel: Sun Nov 1st, 2009

In light of recent Lebanese accusations that Israel is spying on Lebanon, the question is whether this is the case. The answer seems to be hell yeah. Deputy Prime Minister Moshe Ya’alon (Likud) confirmed on Saturday that Israel was operating intelligence-gathering networks within Lebanon. Speaking at an event in Be’er Sheva, Ya’alon said that “the [...]

Looking For Help In All The Wrong Places

Looking For Help In All The Wrong Places

Where does a fame-and-fortune seeking reality television “star” seek spiritual guidance? From another fame-and-fortune seeking reality television “star” of course! Jon Gosselin’s actions haven’t been too kosher lately. But now, given relationship dramas and bad press, the father in “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ is looking to a higher authority. In a statement released to [...]

The Top 5 Things You Don’t Want to Say When You Are About to Go To Prison

The Top 5 Things You Don’t Want to Say When You Are About to Go To Prison

..but were all actually said by resident anti-Semite Brendon “Brendover” O’Connell, who is close to spending quite a bit of time in a place where sleeping in an upright position, with his back to the wall, is the comfortable alternative. 5. “..did it ever cross your mind that I have made a complete dick out [...]

A Shocking Admission

A Shocking Admission

In the wake of his admission that he took crystal meth, comes an even more shocking admission from former tennis player Andre Agassi. An admission so shocking that it is bound to rock the very foundations of Western Civilization. Get ready for it. Here it comes… His mullet was a wig. Former Wimbledon champion Andre [...]