Baby Got Back…and a Prison Sentence
Here’s the story of a sour woman who killed her boyfriend by sitting on him.
Consider it a lemon squash.
A woman weighing 136kg has pleaded guilty to killing her much smaller boyfriend – by sitting on him.
Police in Cleveland said Mia Landingham and Mikal Middleston-Bey, who have three children together, got into an argument in August.
During the altercation Landingham sat on Middleston-Bey, who weighed 54.4kg.
Landingham was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours community service on Wednesday after pleading guilty to involuntary manslaughter, Fox8 reported.
She was immediately released from jail.
Her attorney told said there was a long history of domestic abuse in the relationship.
I am sure there was – by the woman. I mean, how could her boyfriend have abused her? By biting her toes?
Meanwhile, here’s one of my favorite lines to a crime report in recent times.
Landingham said she was sorry for squashing the father of her children.
Followed by perhaps my second favorite.
“So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation?” said one of the victim’s sisters.
Update: I perhaps spoke too soon about my favorite line to a crime report. A new contender has emerged.
“I’m a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me.”
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I have to remeber that the default country for new reports is Austrailia.
I hate when people draw conclusions about judicial matters from news reports – it is difficult to judge things without knowing all of the facts, which you certainly won't get from either the press or the prosecutor – but it seems to me that if a man had done this he would not have got off so lightly.