Ten Things About the BDSers Every Person Should Know

 BDS flashmob

  1. BDS really stands for Butch Dykes Singing.
  2. BDSers and “peace” protesters are against some forms of violence. For instance, they are not happy about being hit by the ugly stick.
  3. I used to be all for BDSers themselves boycotting Israeli products, until I realized that would mean them being naked and not using penicillin.
  4. In a bid to get back at the BDS crowd, I plan on boycotting butch, tone-deaf women.
  5. One of the real reasons BDSers hate Israel is because Israel is full of ridiculously good-looking people, and the BDSers…well.
  6. The main similarities between BDSers and the weather in Israel are both involve a lot of hot air and a very small chance of showers.
  7. Will Hung once wanted to join a BDS flashmob but was rejected, since they felt his singing and dancing was way too good and he would just make the rest of them look bad.
  8. Many BDS women steal Israeli products from the shelves in the very hope that they are sent to a women’s prison.
  9. Many organizations the BDS movement, including Code Pink, Jews Against Settlements and Moobs for Palestine.
  10. BDS harbor a particular hatred for Ahava beauty products. Heck, they harbor a particular hatred for beautiful people.

8 thoughts on “Ten Things About the BDSers Every Person Should Know”

  1. funny and very un pc….however, lets not paint all gay women with the same brush

    there are more than a few prominent gay activists who are pro israel.

    1. People can be offended if they WANT to be offended. I don't see how I painted all gay women with the same brush. For instance, I happen to know there are some very attractive ones. The BDS movement just happens to have attracted many of the not-so-attractive ones.

  2. I agree that among the gay and straight crowds there are those blessed with beauty and those that could "put a little more mascara on" as they say in "La Gage Aux Folles." I find Jody Foster, Judith Light, Ellen Degeneres, Meredith Baxter Birney quite attractive, and I like guys. Not all lesbians look like Rosie O'Donnell or Margery Main, you know.

      1. Wishful thinking, I guess. I'll have to be more careful who I tap with my magic fairy wand from now on. I could easily tap you and "poof" you'd be all gay in my mind. I suppose I would chalk it up to too many hours spent in gay bars debating when Tom Cruise will come out of the closet. If I've learned anything, it's that magic fairy wands and ugly sticks should be wielded by trained professionals.

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