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Dear Exalted Leaders of the Palestine National Liberation Movements,
I am writing to you as a
minor mini celebrity of our cause. You may remember me from such diverse productions as Evil Zionist Settlers, Evil Zionist Mafiosos, and my latest – Evil Zionist Apes and Pigs.
I have been very involved in our Nakba day activities, especially projectile throwing (sometimes as the thrower, sometimes as the projectile), but have become increasingly frustrated with the latest craze – giant Nakba keys. As a person of small stature, I have find it very difficult to carry such keys, let alone hold them up for the world medias’ cameras.
So I am writing to you with a small request: would it be possible to allow for the use of smaller keys for our propaganda purposes?
Alternatively, could you please order for me a key costume?
Naqba Dwarf Esq.
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