Zionist Shampoo Of Death

I guess our Zionist Sex Gum of DeathTM was not as effective as we would have liked, because it seems we have had to devise a new way to screw with – as it were – Arabs’ reproductive capabilities.

Introducing Zionist Shampoo of DeathTM! *

"I feel a great disturbance in my pants, as if millions of spermies suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced"

Israeli citizen Ofir Harrari, recently accused by Egypt of spying for Israel, was allegedly involved in a complicated scheme intended to harm Egyptian reproduction abilities, Egypt’s official state paper Al-Ahram has claimed.

Harrari, accused by Egypt of being an agent of the Mossad, is set be tried in absentia on charges of “spying for a foreign country with the purpose of harming Egyptian national interest,” news agency MENA reported on Sunday.  

Jordanian Ibrahim abu-Zaid, a telecoms engineer reportedly involved in the affair as well, was arrested in Egypt.

“According to the public prosecutor’s office’s investigation, ‘Mossad agent Ofir Harrari’ instructed Jordanian Ibrahim abu-Zaid to set up a company in Egypt which would exclusively import an Israeli hair product, for both men and women, which causes infertility. This in order to completely destroy Egyptian reproduction abilities,” Al-Ahram states.

They’re gonna wash that grey right out of my hair..not to mention destroy my ability to procreate.

But seriously, Egyptians should be more worried about substances that cause them to lose the ability to think rationally, and accept all manner of ridiculous conspiracy theories.

* otherwise known as Zionist Infertile Shampoo, which is not to be confused with Zionist Infidel Shampoo

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  • ziontruth

    They (and their brethren in the Islamic world entire) ought to be more worried about the consequences of their women being able to tell their sons, “I am your father… ‘s cousin.”

    • http://www.israellycool.com/ israellycool

      Glad you picked up on the Star Wars reference.

      • ziontruth

        I’ve seen all those movies. I’m not as mad about them as you are (for my counterpart, that’d be Back to the Future), but I have a fair working knowledge of the relevant quotes from all six movies.

        Give me two Star Wars quotes and I usually can tell that “this one goes there, that one goes there.” (grin)

        • Jim from Iowa

          He who controls the spicy Star Wars' references controls the blogoshpere.

          • ziontruth

            The best thing about being me is there’s so many of me. (It is inevitable for me to respond that way.)

            Apropos, Dave: Did you see Obama’s bus?

            • Jim from Iowa

              May the force be with him.

              • Shy Guy

                Jim from Iowa · 1 day ago:

                May the force farce be with him.

                FIFY

  • Bubbe

    Wow. Just wow. Oy. How dumb can you get?

  • RobGinChicago

    And those little green flecks in the Zionist Sex Gum? Ground up green M&Ms, no doubt.

  • Jim from Iowa

    Zionist Shampoo of Death was inevitable after the Zionist Hair Club for Men fooled the unsuspecting victims with ill-fitting hair pieces which restricted blood-flow to the brain. Gee, your hair smells terrific; now give us all your land. hahahaha

  • Dan

    Is there something constitutionally wrong with the Arab psyche that makes them so very iffy about their reproductive capabilities? And,why does it have to be always the Evil Zionist Conspriacy©-as opposed to say, the part of the "unending Crusade against the Arab people" or "the attack by the Communists against Arab Culture"?

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