Top 10 Things You Won’t Hear At Ashura
Aussie Dave | Dec 07, 2011 | 4 comments
Following on my from previous post, here are the top 10 things you won’t be hearing at Ashura any time soon:
10. “Tradition!”
9. “Where’s the beer?”
8. “Is that a sword in your pocket, or are you just happy to flog me?”
7. “Lay some skin on me brother.”
6. “That really didn’t hurt a bit.”
5. “Over there, you missed a spot.”
4. “Do you think it comes out in cold water?”
3. “How do I look?”
2. “You’re my blood brother. And you. And you…”
1. “Man, I love Jews.”
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Another possible entry of what not to say at Ashura: “Did you hear we’re being discussed at IsraellyCool?”
“Pass the ketchup.”
“Me? AIDS. Why do you ask?”
“Who’s gonna clean up this mess?!”
“Please hold my Care Bear for me until I’ve finished pummeling myself with this truncheon.”
“You got peanut butter on my chocolate!”
“Pass the salt.”
“You are something special! You are something special!” (From the same place as this)
Eid UL Fitr 2011 Is this true Islam?