Ding Dong The Kim Jong Is Dead
Kim Jong Il. But now he’s dead.
North Korean leader Kim Jong-il died on Saturday on a train trip, a tearful state television announcer, dressed in black, reported on Monday.
In a “special broadcast” Monday from the North Korean capital, state media said Kim died of a heart ailment on a train due to a “great mental and physical strain” on Dec. 17 during a “high intensity field inspection.” It said an autopsy was done on Dec. 18 and “fully confirmed” the diagnosis.
Aussie Dave’s Kim Jong Il Death Odds
2:1 – Tripping over in his platform shoes
5:1 – Blood poisoning due to his hair dye
7:1 – Falling in to his crocodile pool while trying to feed them his enemies
10:1 – Bursting a blood vessel while watching Team America
20:1 – Photoshopping himself to death
1000:1 – Heart ailment on a train due to a great mental and physical strain during a high intensity field inspection
Meanwhile, in case you are wondering who’s the next-of-Kim:
The reclusive state had begun the process of transferring power to his son Kim Jong-un, believed to be in his late 20s.
I find it really appropriate that he has “UN” in his name.
Update: Footage of North Koreans weeping at the news.
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This is pretty much my reaction every time Brian of London posts something about Glenn Beck.
The only tragedy here is that Beck is on holiday so we won’t get to see his reaction!
Now he really is so ronery.
Great headline on the article. How come when Kim Jong Il suffered a stroke we did not see the headline saying “Il’s Ill”?
right now, the south park guys are scrambling to come up with an epi of kim in hell, fighting with sadaam over the affections of satan
sad thing is, this man was not a clown…under his reign, millions of korean’s died…needlessly
now there is a 27 year old semi retarded fat kid with his finger on a nuclear trigger….wooo doggies
Yea with those highly accurate missiles that always land in the ocean 50 miles off shore.
if you guys wanna see what true mourning for a great leader looks like, go to youtube, and search for havel
the czech republic is in total shock
a great man left us yesterday….and a good friend to israel