Engineered By The Israel Lobby: Evil Zionist Shoes
Fresh on the heels of Evil Zionist Streelights™ and Evil Zionist Crop Circles™, today’s item bought and paid for engineered by the Israel lobby: Evil Zionist Shoes™. (not to be confused with Evil Zionist Loafers™).
As I was shopping with my family a few weeks ago, my wife was looking for some boots. I helped her look (not that there’s anything wrong with that), and found a pair of North Face beauties that really spoke to the Evil Zionist in me.
And wouldn’t ya know it, these aren’t even the first of their kind, as these Evil Zionist Vans will attest:
As I was about to his the publish button, I thought I’d do a little Google Image search, and found this:
Truth be told, though, I think these are a little on the nose, don’t you? I prefer a more sneaky, stealthy, world-dominatey brand of Zionism, symbolized (literally) by putting the Magen David on the soles.
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Zionist Shark (not his real name) is just your average evil Zionist Shark, exposing the moral imbecility of the anti-Israel feeding frenzy. He also blogs at Jumping the Zionist Shark.Filed Under: Zionist Shark
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I’m not sure that’s an appropriate use of our treasured national emblem! And I tell you what, dodging the dog shit in the streets of Tel Aviv would taken on a whole new level of importance. Can I order some with a Crescent on instead?
Ha! Relevant that there’s actually a Snopes entry about whether that Vans sole design was created as a “Stomp the Jews” expression of Jew-hatery (debunked).
http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/vans.asp
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