Win A Night Out With Aussie Dave
Aussie Dave | Jun 27, 2012 | 3 comments
For $20,000, I'll turn up like this
After reading these posts by my friend at Jewlicious, I have to wonder: Is this a market opportunity I simply missed?
So after much contemplation, I am offering the following deals:
$5,000 gets you a meeting with me. You also get to buy me dinner.
$10,000 and I’ll throw in some karaoke singing.
$15,000 and you get to take me to a vegetarian restaurant instead of a meat one.
$100,000 if you are an Islamic terrorist. But I get to choose the destination.
I would also offer deals for Brian of London, Zionist Shark and Judge Dan, but I’m not sure for what price they’ll sell out.
About the Author
An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: Aussie Dave • Blog Announcements
Anyone need a pick up from the airport?
Ooh fun! This is like Kickstarter: Zionist Edition.
I’m still contemplating how much my delightful company is worth. In the meantime, the foundation upon which this epic evening will be built will be comprised of chummus, falafel, shwarma, & sabich, as you will accompany me on a culinary tour of my favorite Israeli street food joints…………………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFwv_mW8kIc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msQPHxTUgzI
…………………….um………..what were we talking about?
* As far as payment is concerned, in the near future, you will have the distinct honor and pleasure of paying in shekels instead of dollars. Stay tuned for more on that subject.
Is this an opportunity you are prepared to offer your ardent admirer Richard Silverstein?