Win A Night Out With Aussie Dave

For $20,000, I'll turn up like this

After reading these posts by my friend at Jewlicious, I have to wonder: Is this a market opportunity I simply missed?

So after much contemplation, I am offering the following deals: 

$5,000 gets you a meeting with me. You also get to buy me dinner.

$10,000 and I’ll throw in some karaoke singing.

$15,000 and you get to take me to a vegetarian restaurant instead of a meat one.

$100,000 if you are an Islamic terrorist. But I get to choose the destination.

I would also offer deals for Brian of London, Zionist Shark and Judge Dan, but I’m not sure for what price they’ll sell out.

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About Aussie Dave

An Aussie immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave is founder of Israellycool, one of the world's most popular pro-Israel blogs (and the one you are currently reading) He is a happy family man, and a lover of steak, Australian sports and girlie drinks