The Fourth Annual Muslim Protest Awards
Aussie Dave | Aug 04, 2012 | 4 comments
It’s that time of the year again..
Most Likely to Have Caught His Privates in His Zipper Award:
Winner:
Getty Images
Honorable Mention:
MOHAMMED ABED/AFP/GettyImages
Most Likely To Acciddentally Hurt Himself In The Privates Award:
Winner:
AP Photo/Altaf Qadri
Honorable Mention:
MAHMOUD ZAYYAT/AFP/GettyImages
Most Likely to Hurt Someone Else In The Privates Award:
REUTERS/Suhaib Salem
Most Likely To Have Terrible Aim Award:
AP Photo/Hasan Jamali
Least Intimidating Award:
OSCAR SIAGIAN/AFP/GettyImages
Previously on Israellycool:
The First Annual Muslim Protest Awards
The Second Annual Muslim Protest Awards
The Third Annual Muslim Protest Awards
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: Aussie Dave
I like the bad “aim” woman. She is my favourite. Could we possibly see her face?
Agent Zionis Dan of the Illuminati. I like the sound of that!
Reminds me of Agent Smith. But no, Smith was most likely a Muslim—in Matrix Reloaded he sums up the Muslim suicide-murderer’s line of thought perfectly: “Go ahead and shoot. The best thing about being me is that there are so many of me.”
It would take Benny Hill to do this justice.
I think the guy with the bike is MORE LIKELY to hurt his privates than the actual winner.