Fertile Imaginations

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Infertility Food of Death.TM (hat tip: Blazing Cat Fur)

A recent report says the food items exported by Israeli to Azerbaijan contain ingredients which may lead to infertility in male consumers.

An Azeri physician speaking on condition of anonymity told the Azeri daily Gundelik, that such food items as cooking oil, rice, sugar and tea which are imported from Israel can cause infertility in men.

He added that the problem has been confirmed by doctors testing the foods at Baku’s medical university.

According to the report, the head of the press department of the Medical University of Azerbaijan Mubariz Allahverdiyev has not yet commented on the news.

With this, our Zionist Death JeansTM and Zionist Shampoo of DeathTM, it is surprising the Arabs and Muslims are even able to reproduce at all.

Meanwhile, the above PressTV report continues:

During recent years, the Zionist regime has been trying to change demography of Azerbaijan by purchasing hundreds of hectares of land to settle Jews.

Tel Aviv is also behind trafficking human body parts in Azerbaijan.

They are on to us!

6 thoughts on “Fertile Imaginations”

  1. Rice, sugar and tea are not cultivated in Israel. And why would Israel want to dilute its Jewish population by settling them in Azerbaijan? (Well, maybe Naturei Karta and some left-wing academics, but they would be better candidates for the old Soviet Siberian colony of Birobidzhan.)

    1. They want to dilute the Jewish population by uncontrolled immigration; they don’t have to export anyone. And it’s not such a small group of Leftists.

  2. A reminder to the supporters of the cultivation of the Israel–Azerbaijan relationship that this is no safer a bet than Turkey (“steadfast ally” before Erdoggydropping’s time) or Iran (ditto during the Shah).

    Same general message regarding Muslim-majority countries everywhere.

    1. So we don’t depend on them. But we should cultivate them. If Obama/Hillary hadn’t ratted us out, we could have used them to recover from an attack.

      After all, since when could Jews depend on any earthly power?

  3. Zionist Killer Bee

    We know there is something in the water of Muslim states that makes everyone retarded and insane though. Whether that effects their sex organs is still unknown.

  4. It is not an accident or random coincidence that the theme of their complaint centers around infertility — that the Jews are attacking and undermining Muslim fertility.

    In the context of their shame culture, the widespread Muslim goal of destroying the state of Israel, the vast superiority of the Muslims over the Jews (in terms of population, land mass, number of nations, control of the UN, and overall wealth), and crazy sense of superiority and old fashioned machismo (related to the shame culture), the continued existence of the State of Israel and economic and military the success of that tiny nation is an insult to their manhood. That is what the Azeri are really saying in this ridiculous charge.

    In other words, the complaint is not meant to be taken literally — as a legal charge. It is really just a personal commentary and cry for help regarding their feelings of helplessness and their inability to accept responsibility for their fate. In their own minds — in no one else’s, of course — comparing themselves to the Jews makes them feel like children and eunuchs—infertile, castrated, weak, partial, damaged men. And clearly, the cut runs very deep.

    My advice to these Muslims (there could be hundreds of millions of Muslims who feel this way: Blaming the Jews prolongs your “infertility,” as does your war against Israel. Grow a pair, look in your own backyard, attend to your own problems as best you can. Prove to the world that you can be leaders in political, economic and humanitarian progress and innovation. But none of this will mean anything until you can prove it to yourself — which means undertaking this project without blaming anyone else and without taking charity from others. People all over the world will come to your aid when you undertake this project — but not until you are committed to doing it on your own, without guilt, blame, or shame.

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