Fabulously Taking Over The World

Ooohhh, we’re good.

REUTERS/Ronen Zvulun

A report in a state-controlled Iranian paper last week asserting that the “Zionist regime” “spreads homosexuality” across the globe in order to pursue its goal of world domination has sparked fierce criticism from experts on Iran because of its homophobia and anti- Semitism.

Mashregh News, an outlet affiliated with radical Islamists in Qom, wrote that the US and the UK are using money from Jews to spread homosexuality throughout the world.

I am not quite sure how spreading homosexuality would ensure world domination, but I did miss the last Elders meeting.

At least I now understand the true meaning behind the word “colonialism”

As well as why he’s named “Pinky.”

7 thoughts on “Fabulously Taking Over The World”

  1. I didn’t get the memo either. Jews are spreading homosexuality so that who can attain world domination? The Jews? The gays? The gay Jews? I’m confused.

    1. jim from iowa.
      i tried to send reply to you but at first would not accept so posted as comment (i do hope this link is correct)as i have noticed your likes for the jokes.

  2. We must be the dumbest imperialists ever. We are such a tiny minority, we have all these rules re Jewish birthright, add homosexuality to the mix, and how do we reproduce? Plus, how did we manage to spread the homosexuality? May be it’s the handshaking on sports podiums? But then we really need to figure out to get better at sports to get more of our boys up there.

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