Meet Seth Nussbaum, left-out Jew:
It is an hour past sunset on a brisk Thursday night, and, like their brethren around the globe, the Jews of this affluent Detroit suburb are gathered in synagogues, busily hatching plots for world domination through financial chicanery and media influence. But for Seth Nussbaum, it will be just another lonely evening.
“For some reason, they’ve decided to leave me out of the worldwide Jewish conspiracy,” said Nussbaum, a 34-year-old computer programmer. “And I can’t say it doesn’t hurt.”
While his fellow Jews are controlling the flow of billions of dollars of international currency and brokering multi million-dollar entertainment deals, on this quiet night Nussbaum is making himself a frozen pizza and watching ER, far removed from any money beyond the $28,000 annual salary he receives from his job at Cyntech Industries.
I know how he feels.
Read the entire (hilarious) thing.
About the AuthorAn Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.
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