Not Cloudy, With A Chance Of Matzo Balls

Introducing our latest weapon: Zionist Cloud Destroyer of Death.TM

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DUBAI- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has accused his country’s enemies of enacting a sinister plan to create a drought by somehow destroying the rain clouds before they reach Iran, several Iranian websites reported on Tuesday.

Well-known for his anti-American and anti-Israeli rhetoric, Ahmadinejad has made similar remarks before and last year accused the West of devising a plot to cause drought in the Islamic republic.

“The enemy destroys the clouds that are headed towards our country and this is a war Iran will win,” Ahmadinejad said on Monday, according to several websites including the BBC’s Persian-language site and www.snn.ir.

Iran has one of the world’s driest climates and officials have warned that a severe lack of rainfall in parts of the country has created drought-like conditions.

Diabolical! But not as sinister as Iran’s own plan to create clouds.

Meanwhile, what the story fails to mention is the ability of our weapon to not only destroy clouds, but also reshape them.

(hat tip: EoZ)

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  • Norman B.

    The ayatollahs need Ahmadinejad as their court jester so that they can sound reasonable by comparison or even sweep their own pronouncements off the front of newspapers.

  • http://israelitkan.ning.com/ Gaia

    Awesome Zionist weapon…

  • Barack Hussein Messiah

    Yeah that was me. Sorry, I meant it for the Jews.

  • ziontruth

    According to my insider source, Israel controls the weather in Iran using Mossad-engineered software called Parametric Simulator (ParSim), which is specially tailored to have an effect on Iranians, hence the racist name. I don’t claim to be an expert on this, I am an expert, so anyone who disputes this is moderated and banned! /DickieAgStein

    As for the Arabs, we have the advantage here, because, while we can only pray, they can only bray. :D

  • RobGinChicago

    I sure hope that this Zionist miracle weapon will also work on radioactive Iranian generated mushroom clouds, and blow those nasty things back to where they originated.

  • spindok

    (Apologies to Judy Collins)

    Bows and flows of Prophet hair
    And long range missiles in the air
    And Jewish bodies everywhere
    I’ve looked at clouds that way

    But now I only see the sun
    No more rain and that’s no fun
    I want to tell you everyone
    Jews took the clouds away

    I’ve looked for clouds from our side now
    Looked up and down and yet somehow
    Mossad has stashed away them all
    I really can’t find clouds
    At all

    • Jim from Iowa

      It’s ice cream castles in the air, spindok
      And it’s life illusions I recall
      You really don’t know clouds at all.

      • spindok

        Actually the Israelis are keeping all of the stolen clouds in a secret location. They are to be released over Iran just before the airstrike so they can’t see the planes coming.

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