Wacky Hamas Terrorist Profile of the Day
Taken from the real martyr bios from the always entertaining Hamas website.
For previous profiles, see here.
The Son Of The One Kidnapped From The Crevices
Basil Al-Natsha
His mother said that he was very sad of the way of kidnapping his father from the PA crevices.
Update: This terrorist profile actually has some honesty in it:
Basil was a nice person, so no one believed that he was a member of Al-Qassam Brigades.
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Basil Al-Natsha

The bio also says, “… he was also a secret man even when he did a natural thing …” Does that mean he was a drag queen, or wore a burka to disguise his movements?
He passed away with his soul and money:
How did he do that, taking his money with him?
Maybe they meant his soul went to the same place his money did?