Ho Ho Ho Horrible
Aussie Dave | Dec 25, 2012 | 5 comments
Before he was the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in perhaps the worst Christmas special the world has ever seen. And that is saying a lot, considering the competition.
I mean, it looks so bad, it makes this look like a masterpiece in comparison.
Highlights include:
- Arnie accusing a little old lady of lying
- Arnie sharing his childhood memory of being visited by Satan a few days before Santa. Same letters, way different vibe
- Arnie, Mike Tyson, Danny DeVito and Randy Travis belting out a tune
Don’t thank me, I’m a giver
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Arnie\’s next project is to narrate a documentary on global warming produced by James Cameron. He will become the Carbonator.
They expect it to fizzle at the box office.
If you think that\’s bad, you obviously have never seen the Star Wars Chistmas Special.
Youtube it. Then cry.
Umm, you obviously did not click on the links in my post, because I linked to that special!
Exquisitely painful, yes, but the Star Wars Christmas Special is, by far, the worst programming ever to appear on television. Remember, Star Wars had paid, well-known actors and musical guests. Arnie\’s had disabled folks, Mike Tyson, Randy Travis, and well, Arnie. About the only one in there one could consider an actor is Danny DeVito. Therefore, by any scientific measure, Star Wars wins. Hands-down.
Of course it\’s a question of personal taste. Bad taste.