Some posts practically write themselves.
A 40-year-old Mount Gerizim resident was arrested for allegedly stealing brassieres from a warehouse near Hadera and taking them to the Palestinian Authority.
After a joint Israeli-Palestinian police investigation the stolen goods were located in Nablus.
Meanwhile, the story is accompanied by this photo of Mount Gerizim, whose connection is tenuous at best.
Unless the mountains are an allusion to something else.