Comments on: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Space Cadet

By: Ahmadinejad’s Bad Day At The Office | Israellycool

Ahmadinejad’s Bad Day At The Office | Israellycool — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:57:28 +0000

[...] President and aspiring astronaut Mahmoud Ahmadinejad arrived in Egypt today, becoming the first Iranian president to visit Egypt [...]

By: anneinpt

anneinpt — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 07:28:53 +0000

But.. but… don’t they call Jews pigs and monkeys? In that case either Ahmadinejad is a Jew, or the first Iranian in space was a Jew.

/head exploding from cognitive dissonance…

By: Honorary

Honorary — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 06:21:04 +0000

It was his picture, it was him, they put him on diet, so he will fit into that outfit.

By: Morris Katz

Morris Katz — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 23:45:30 +0000

I’d be happy to send Ahmadinejad into space. The Rslph Kramden way. Bang! Zoom!

By: John McCain Rips My Joke | Israellycool

John McCain Rips My Joke | Israellycool — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:28:34 +0000

[...] Ok, perhaps it was a matter of great minds thinking alike. [...]

By: Jim from Iowa

Jim from Iowa — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:12:17 +0000

I saw a peanut stand
Heard a rubber band
I saw a needle
That winked it’s eye
But I think I will have seen
Most everything
When I see
Ahmadinejad fly (into space).

adapted from “When I See A Elephant Fly” from “Dumbo”

By: E Pluribus Beagle

E Pluribus Beagle — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 16:16:50 +0000

I say give President Iranian Space Monkey a shot. What’s the worse that could happen? It blows up on the pad?

By: Norman B.

Norman B. — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:05:26 +0000

Not that this will change a thing. The ayatollahs would then have to find a new mouthpiece.