Is The Royal Baby A Distant Relative Of Muhammad?

It’s cucumberRoyal baby season, and everybody thinks Kate’s vagina is the hippest place to be. So AFP is running a piece on the genealogy of the future king of the Commonwealth, including some typical Muslim folklore.

Britain’s royal baby will have surprising family tree

Even before the birth of the new British royal baby to Prince William and his wife Kate, genealogists are looking into its family tree, and are coming up with many surprises.

The baby’s relations will stretch from a simple Parisian actress via the Dracula princes in Romania, to even an Islamic sultan from Seville in Spain, who descended from the Muslim Prophet Mohammed, experts say.

But there are other surprises in store in the royal family’s family tree. Through Queen Mary, the wife of King George V, who ruled from 1910 to 1936, the line stretches back, according to Beaucarnot, right to the princes of Transylvania and Walachia in Romania.

That leads back in the fifteenth century to the Princes Dracula. Among them figures the Voivode Vlad III, also known by his patronymic name Dracula, who was posthumously dubbed Vlad the Impaler. He inspired, by his cruelty, the Irish writer Bram Stoker’s famous vampire.

Another discovery: a certain Hyacinthe-Gabrielle, an actress at Paris’ Palais Royal, brought to England during the revolution by her lover then husband, the Marquis of Wellesley and a direct ancestor of the “Queen Mum”.

Via another French woman, a protestant noblewoman born in 1639 in France’s region of Poitou, the child will even be a cousin of late French president Francois Mitterrand, while her mother is related to the first president of the United States, George Washington

Through its grandmother Diana, the royal baby will have a link with the families of Winston Churchill and Lord Marlborough, who inspired a popular French folk song.

On the side of celebrities, there are links to the American actress Ellen DeGeneres and the British film director Guy Ritchie, the former husband of Madonna.

But the most astonishing discovery is a little-known ascendancy of one of its distant ascendants, the queen of France, Marie de’ Medici, descendant of Alphonse VI of Castillia, who died in 1109.

His fourth wife Zaida, who was an Islamic princess converted to Roman Catholicism, had as an ancestor, according to Beaucarnot, “a king of Seville considered a direct descendant of the Prophet Mohammed”.

Some snooping around is needed:

Zaida of Seville was a refugee Muslim princess who was a mistress and then perhaps queen of Alfonso VI of Castile.

It is unclear if Zaida was indeed Queen Isabel.  Furthermore, she isn’t connected to Muhammad but her husband is. So marrying into Spanish royalty, and then supposedly having children with Alfonso, means these children are not descendants of Muhammad. Moreover, it isn’t clear how this love triangle is connected to Marie de’ Medici that lived half a millennia later.

Some have made the next step, claiming direct link between Royal Baby and Muhammad, and the story is all over Arabic media.

Little do they know, little royal baby is actually Jewish on both sides!

Aussie Dave adds: I covered Kate’s Jewishness a while ago.

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comments

  • http://www.israellycool.com/author/brianoflondon/ Brian of London

    Are we allowed to say vagina on Israellycool?

    • Judge Dan

      When in good taste, as in, ridiculing press, than yeah, why not?

    • Jim from Iowa

      Just make the “enormous vagina” sign like in that episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm.”

  • copyleft

    Descendant of Mohammad and possible head of the Church of England! Now the jihadis will have one more reason to train their guns on the possible future heir to the British throne.

  • Jewess

    Wonderful. Now the royal baby can claim muslim roots alongside his/her German roots. Perfect combination to represent the UKKK.

  • Shirl in Oz

    Oy vey!!

  • E Pluribus Beagle

    It’s the Space Reptiles and the Jewluminati. Alice Walker’s head may explode.

  • Dafna Yee

    And people actually believe this stuff?????? It’s surprising the human race made it out of the Stone Age! (Actually, I’m not so sure that the believers actually did!)

  • walt kovacs

    isnt there also a connection between the crown, the bush family and obama?

    its a grande cabal

  • http://signozodiacalcosas.wordpress.com/ Lemuel Mclaughlin

    Through its grandmother Diana, the royal baby will have a link with the families of Winston Churchill and Lord Marlborough, who inspired a popular French folk song.