I have a mildly tongue in cheek post up at the Times of Israel offering some suggestions as to why Bibi has suddenly decided to release over a hundred of the most wretched scum and villainy we’ve ever locked up. Read it all.
- Space aliens are controlling his mind;
- Obama has promised not to keep helping the Muslim Brotherhood take over Arab countries;
- Obama has promised to bomb Iran’s “medical nuclear program” back to the stone age with no further questions asked;
- It’s a clever poker move to show everyone, even Jew haters like the EU and American liberal Jews, that Palestinian leadership (such as it is today) doesn’t ever want to live side by side with Jews (because pulling out of Gaza, releasing prisoners, turning over control to the PA, pulling out of Lebanon etc. etc. never really proved this enough);
- Bad oysters;
- He lost a bizarre sex bet with Tzipi Livni.
- He honestly believes that this time he will sit down with Palestinian leadership who will put aside demands they control Jerusalem, demands to re-settle millions of Arabs in Israel and then demand that we Jews stop being Jewish. They’ll do all this and we’ll all live happily ever after, side by side, in peace and harmony;
- Medical marijuana;
- He’s reviewed the cases of each of the murderers he plans to release and they’ve all become born again Christians (or Jews?) in prison who will renounce all violence in the name of Islam or the Palestinian cause;
- We’ll never know, at least not for 50 years or more when they declassify a ton of stuff so why guess.
If you have any better suggestions, leave them in the comments. I’m all tapped out.
Go on, read it all and suggest some more in the comments if you like.
