Another Zionist Feathered Agent Of Death™

Apparently we did it again! We infiltrated another one of our crack Mossad Feathered Agents of Death™ deep into the heart of enemy territory!

باشق اسرائيلي للتجسس في لبنان (صور)
تمكنت مجموعة صيادين هواة في بلدة عشقوت في قضاء كسروان من اصطياد نسر”باشق”، تبيّن في ما بعد انه يحمل جهاز إرسال على ظهره، وسواراً نحاسياً على ساقه مكتوباً عليه “إسرائيل” باللغة الإنكليزية ومتبوعة بحروف ترمز الى جامعة “تل أبيب”، إضافة الى جهاز ثالث مزروع داخل جسمه متصل بجهاز الإرسال الخارجي.وتجدر الإشارة الى ان هذا النوع من أعمال التجسس الإسرائيلية وجمع المعلومات سبق ان تم كشفه بالقبض على طيور تحمل أجهزة مشابهة في كل من السعودية عام 2010، وتركيا 2012 ومصر في 2013، وتبينت أنها أجهزة تنصت اسرائيلية مركبة على هذا النوع من الطيور.

Dodgy auto translation follows:

The most difficult Israeli spy in Lebanon (pictures) a group of fishermen in ashqout enthusiasts in keserwan by catching the Eagle “Alf”, after he holds a transmitter on its back and bracelet molded brass on his leg “Israel” written in English and followed by the letters symbolizing “Tel Aviv University”, in addition to a third device implanted within his body connected to the transmitter.

It should be noted that this type of spying and information gathering has already disclosed the arrest of birds carrying similar devices in Saudi Arabia 2010, Turkey and Egypt in 2013, they found an Israeli listening devices on this type of bird.

zionist eagle composite

Needless to say, followers of the prophet Brian of Nazareth (no relation) would know that he predicted this very eventuality! The birds really do have jobs! Mark my words well: the flowers are next.

Brian: Oh, well, the birds, then.

Man in crowd II: What birds?

Brian: Any birds.

Man in crowd II: Why?

Brian: Well, have they got jobs?

Man in crowd III: Who?

Brian: The birds.

Man in crowd II: Have the birds got jobs?!

Man passing by: What’s the matter with him?

Man in crowd III: He says the birds are scrounging!

Brian: Oh, no, no, the point is: the birds, they do all right, don’t they?

Man passing by: Well, and good luck to them!

Man in crowd II: Yeah, they’re very pretty.

Brian: Okay. And you’re much more important than they are, right? So what do you worry about? There you are! See?

Man in crowd II: I’m worrying about what you’ve got against birds.

Brian: I haven’t got anything against the birds! Consider the lilies…

Man in crowd III: He’s aiming at going at the flowers now!

Man in crowd II: Oh, give the flowers a chance!

Facebook Comments

comments

About Brian of London

Brian of London is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. Since making aliyah in 2009, Brian has blogged at Israellycool. Brian's interests include electric cars, world peace and an end to world hunger. Besides blogging here, Brian of London now writes at the Times of Israel. Brian of London also hosted Shire Network News