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This would actually be funny if it wasn’t so not funny (hat tip: Varda).

Britain’s female genital mutilation helpline receives an unexpected call:

A suspect contacted an FGM helpline to request the procedure for his two daughters after misunderstanding the purpose of the service for victims.

Mark Steyn comments:

What an unfortunate “misunderstanding”. The gentleman had called the Female Genital Mutilation Helpline thinking it was a helpline set up by Her Majesty’s Government to help you find someone to genitally mutilate your daughters. In the rich, vibrant diversity of the modern multicultural state, it’s easy to see why the poor fellow might make that assumption. Just give it a couple more years, sir.

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  • Shy Guy .
    • Jim from Iowa

      Finally, you’ve seen the light, Shy Guy. You seem to be siding with secularists like me when it comes to opposing efforts to institutionalize Sharia Law into democratic societies. My work here is done.

  • Shy Guy
    • Jim from Iowa

      Finally, you’ve seen the light, Shy Guy. You seem to be siding with secularists like me when it comes to opposing efforts to institutionalize Sharia Law into democratic societies. My work here is done.

  • dabney_c

    Why are such people living in Western countries? Why did they not stay in their Sharia-controlled hell holes where everybody believes in, and practices the same barbaric ideology? What “better life” were they after by immigrating to the West – if not the better life of escaping Sharia? Sounds like Islamist countries are perfect for men like this idiot … why in the name of Allah did he leave??

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Elementary, my dear Dabney. To wage jihad while milking British taxpayers.

      • dabney_c

        I know. *sigh* Just needed to vent.

  • dabney

    Why are such people living in Western countries? Why did they not stay in their Sharia-controlled hell holes where everybody believes in, and practices the same barbaric ideology? What “better life” were they after by immigrating to the West – if not the better life of escaping Sharia? Sounds like Islamist countries are perfect for men like this idiot … why in the name of Allah did he leave??

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Elementary, my dear Dabney. To wage jihad while milking British taxpayers.

      • dabney

        I know. *sigh* Just needed to vent.

  • wingdings

    “Just give it a couple more years, Sir!” How true, how true! Sudicidal Britan extinguishing herself! Sharia is already accepted.

  • wingdings

    “Just give it a couple more years, Sir!” How true, how true! Sudicidal Britan extinguishing herself! Sharia is already accepted.

  • Shy Guy .

    Not exactly. I couldn’t care less if Muslim societies – including “democratic” ones – wish to impose Sharia law on their citizens. Same for any other groups with different beliefs in their own lands.

    Great Britain of today is slowly degenerating (yes, that’s the correct word for it) into a Muslim society. Goodbye and good luck to them.

    • Jim from Iowa

      At any rate, glad to see you back on the site. I agree with you on practically nothing, but I always enjoyed reading your comments.

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