As Judge Dan posted, Mahmoud Abbas has made a new set of demands to resume peace negotiations.
He listed 7 widely reported in the media, but in an Israellycool exclusive, I can reveal there are another 7 demands.
8. Allowing palestinians to chant “Death to the Jews”, “Death to the sons of monkeys and pigs” and other variants of the same theme.
9. Resurrecting Farfur the mouse.
10. Employing Naqba Dwarf as a security guard at the Knesset.
11. Expanding the range of flavors of Israeli dairy products.
12. Provide palestinians with easier transit into Israel for medical treatment. Especially for eye operations.
13. Free dance lessons for palestinian policemen
14. More sex gum for all.
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