What Have The Zionists Ever Done For Us? (Or, The 12 Days of Israel)

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In the 66 years since establishing independence, The State of Israel and the Zionists who live there have done nothing for us in the world.  I mean name one thing the Zionists have ever done for us.

I mean except for…

12 Nobel Prize Laureates

11 Solar Power Plants

10 Companies Milking

0.99 mm cameras

8 MB Flash Drives Saving

7 Minutes to Eilat (ok this one’s a joke but – we can dream big!)

6 cures for Alzheimers

5 GOLDEN HAMSTERS!

4 cm molecular analysers

3 dimensional hologram hearts

2 Baby Breath Sensors

1 Amazing place to visit!

and…

0 discharge fish farming

WHAT HAVE THE ZIONISTS EVER DONE FOR US??

Stand proud Zionists!  And have a wonderful Yom Ha’atzmaut!

About Deebo

I'm a Canadian Israeli, Aliyah Class of '10. You may know me as tweeter AntiIsrael Douchebag (@notantisemitic) but here I'll tickle your Zionist bone in other ways.

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