Devastating News For Dickie

A new Israeli tech is set to protect planes at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.

Technology developed by Israel’s Xsight Systems are set to protect planes at Seattle-Tacoma Airport from dangers on the ground and in the sky.

After tests and evaluation by the Port of Seattle, the airport’s contractor Leidos will install Xsight’s RunWize – a system that automatically detects runway “junk,” also known as FOD (Foreign Object Debris) and alerts pilots.

Sounds like great news for all those who find themselves at Seattle-Tacoma airport. Well, except for at least one Seattle dweller.

I guess he’s gonna have to take the train. Or car. Or pray he does not need to go overseas (yup, sorry Dickie. You will have to decline the inevitable invite to Iran).

Meanwhile, how does this amazing Zionist tech work?

BirdWize scans the area for birds, and when it finds one, it emits a tone that company says will chase the bird away, with the system supplying specific tones and sounds determined by biologists to be annoying to specific breeds of birds.

Wouldn’t Dickie’s voice do the trick? (hat tip: George)

11 thoughts on “Devastating News For Dickie”

    1. He once tweeted something using Hebrew words strung together that he thought made up a sentence. I told him that the phrase made no sense, so he told me that I clearly had no working knowledge of the Hebrew language. He’s a preposterous man.

  1. As LimpDickie Silverstein undeniably has a bird brain. Is BirdWize part of a fiendish Zionist plot to scare him away from his nest ?

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