Last night, young palestinian man, clearly driven by poverty and desperation, attempted to run over Police and Border Police forces in his car (or perhaps someone else’s, since he was clearly driven by poverty and desperation). He was shot and killed (and the wounded passenger evacuated to a hospital).
His name was Mustafa Nimr, and he was clearly driven by poverty and desperation.
Palestinian society – where terrorism never goes out of style, but the stylish go out to do terror.
Dear Cosmo,
What fashion tips can you give the stylish jihadist? What hair accents and clothing spectrum are best coordinated with the warm red tones of fiery explosions and blood? How can I best bling-out my AK-47 according to this years hottest trends? Are thin explosive belts, or wide explosive belts in style this year? And please don’t forget to tell us the best fashions for children – in our society, we start very, very young with fashion/antisemitism consciousness.
Sincerely, your friend,
Jihad Shahid, Peace Activist, celebrating 10 years of frutful employment at UNRWA