Bad Moments in Palestinian Pickup Lines


Old and busted: “Jihad me at hello”

New hotness:

At least he was true to his promise – he was killed by a bullet.

Then again, he was never going to die after slipping in the bathtub as an old man.


Shame he wasn’t a lover rather than Abukhater.

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