Author Archive for Laurence Simon

How to Convince Your Wife, Girlfriend, or Mistress to Get Breast Implants

“In a terrorist attack, they may just save your life.” An Israeli woman’s breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel’s war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said Tuesday. Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old’s heart. She was [...]

Arik’s Final Battle?

Things are taking a turn for the worse for Ariel Sharon: Ariel Sharon’s condition has deteriorated, according to the hospital where the ailing former Israeli prime minister is being treated. Anat Dolev, spokeswoman for the Chaim Sheba Medical Center, wouldn’t say whether Sharon’s life was in danger.   A new scan showed a deterioration in [...]

Won’t Get Fooled Again

Yesterday, I posted Nasrallah’s call for Israeli Arabs to clear out of Haifa so he wouldn’t kill them with his minions raining missiles down them on a constant basis.   You know, almost sixty years ago, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem and countless Arab and Islamic leaders called for the non-Jewish residents of the Palestine [...]

Here we go again…

When have we heard this before? Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah on Wednesday warned all Israeli Arabs to leave the port city of Haifa so his guerrilla organization could step up attacks without fear of shedding the blood of fellow Muslims. “I have a special message to the Arabs of Haifa, to your martyrs and [...]

Let The Animals Live

After posting this post about pets suffering along with civilians from Hezbollah terror attacks, a few people have asked me if I know of any charities or rescue organizations involved in saving dogs, cats, and other animals caught in the conflict between Israel and Hezbollah in Northern Israel. Here’s one I saw on Fox News [...]

Greetings, and a call for help

Greetings, all. Your old friend Laurence Simon. It’s good to be working with Zionaussie Dave again, bringing back fond memories of our collaboration on Arafat Is Full Of Crap. Okay, Zionaussie Dave’s not here. But he’s here in spirit. And likely through telecommuting now and then to clean up the messes we guest-posters make. Still, [...]