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July 18th, 2005

French Terror Alert

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Aussie Dave

I have just received some important information from my friend Andrew in Australia:

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from “Run” to “Hide”. There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”.

 

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.

Heh.

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4 Responses to “French Terror Alert”

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    Anonymous Says:
    July 19th, 2005 at 9:27 am

    Oh how I laughed!!! That was BRILIANT!

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    Anonymous Says:
    July 19th, 2005 at 10:29 am

    Hysterical Dave, simply hysterical!

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    Anonymous Says:
    July 20th, 2005 at 10:45 am

    Aussie Dave is a Aussie/Jewish version of John Stewart… and his microphone is not as good. Anyway… this site hysterical. I keep peeing myself with laughter.

    Also:

    I thought there was a stage of alert of Collaborate:

    SUPER-SPEED ASSIMILATE!

    Rant on.

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    Anonymous Says:
    July 20th, 2005 at 10:46 am

    Sorry about that… typo. It should say “I thought there was a stage above collaborate”

    Sorry.

    Rant on… again.

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