Israellycool

“Ahhh. It’s good to be the President” a la Mel Brooks in History of the World

“Who’s your genocidal Jew-hater?”

Well, seeing as nobody wants to take the picture seriously:
1. “Wow! A smorgasbord!” says Mahmoud.
2. Mahmoud - giving a slight push to a doubter.
3. “Oh, you said give him a hand in his prayers? Sorry…

To be honest, what caption could do justice to the image we see here?

The first thing I thought of when I saw this was a nature documentary. The alpha male monkey was out foraging/hunting, meanwhile a low ranking male and the alpha female were going at it. All the while, they looked around to see if the alpha male was coming back. During sex. That’s the first thing that came to mind.

hey, why not put up a picture of a bunch of jews wearing teffilin praying and ask people to post disrespectful comments?

I wonder where I put that cigar?

The caption should be:

The spineless leaders of Democracy.

Compare:

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/JlowSp.jpg

Wiener, wiener, who’s got the wiener? Duh!
NOTE: To those wishing Jews to die. Ummm, no, that is your job, you with your child bombs, your homicidal belts and your psychotic lack of respect for human life. Otherwise, choose life and join the human race with the rest of us.

Kish mach’n what?

Actually, this caption is a winner.

Think about it.

Shy Guy

I just love watching Jew haters blow a fuse!

this picture is from Fars News Agency, an official Iranian news agency, actually a propaganda agency for Ahmadineja and the other leaders of Iran. this time they did the real propaganda!! big chances that the person who took this picture will go to jail soon, as soon as they realize his mistake!

Dammit. I will find my father’s watch. Do you know what he went through to give me that watch?

Who needs 72 virgins?! I am in heaven right now!

Caption Contest:

“Bottoms up.” Israelly Cool is taking suggestions….

President Ahm-on-a-jehadi looses his contact lenses and all of his buttkissers look for them.

BOHICA

“In the Harem of the 12th Imam”

Ah..so true!

a free Kabob to the first guy that finds my Contact lens

Sir! Your harem has been prepared as requested! Now, which one will it be tonight?

It’s raining men! Hallelujah, it’s raining men!

“Nothing but backs and butts here! I was really looking for some legs, some thighs, some BREASTS — and maybe some left wings!”

You and the camel you rode in on, buddy.

P.S. Your book lies: it’s just a scorching hot, eternal fire waiting for you on the other side.

Sweet Mohammed! I am in Paradise and these must be the virgins!

A THOUSAND ASSES AND NO GOAT!

Hut one, hut two…

…When a guy just can’t say NO to crack…

I’m reminded some lines from “Blazing Saddles”:

Lyle: How ’bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?

Mr. Taggart : I’d say you’ve had enough.

However, I have no idea how to turn it into a caption.

Damnit! I know the 12th Imam is hinding in one of these cracks!

“Paging Andrew Sullivan! Mr. Andrew Sullivan, please pick up a white paging phone!”

Servicing the Iranian people, one abused asshole at a time.

There, I feel its head.

AND AFTER THE COLTS, WE’LL CRUSH THE BEARS

As a child Mahmoud dreamt of working for the Teheran Sanitation Dept. He now realizes he should have been more clear about “a bunch of steaming manholes.”

ALLAHU FARTED!?!?!

caption:
when muslims pray, they stick their butts up in the air. as we can see, mr ahmedinejad has his up as well.

It’s everyone’s favorite game: Whack-A-Mahmoud!

INFIDELS, THE END IS NEAR!

target rich environment

What the hell’s the idea!

I’m supposed to be in front of the parliamentary prayer, not behind.

Mecca is this way. You’re praying in the wrong direction.

And half of you aren’t wearing pants.

This is profane! I tell you.

“Well, it ain’t a camel, but it ain’t half bad!”

Not the 72 virgins I had envisioned.

2 down, 38 more to go. How am I ever going to destroy Israel at this rate?

Hmm…that ass looks Jewish.

who needs forty virgins?

Ahmadinejad’s seminars, featuring sales of the AssMaster 3000, have made Ahmadinejad wealthy enough to fund the plane crashes needed to allow him to appoint fellow supporters of the 12th Imam to key positions thoughout the Iranian Government.

Attendance at the seminars looks good for next year too although as next year is planned to be the last year before the apocalypse share prices of Ahmadinejad’s firm, GoodShi’te, have been steady.

Oh, shit. Hey, guys? Mecca’s THAT way.

Ignorant desert vermin. May the stink of diseased camel breath permanently surround your ugly mother.

January 27, 2007 (APe) - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad looks on as visiting French Surrender Monkeys learn Islamic submission. “They’ve almost got it right”, he was quoted as saying approvingly. “Now, if they’ll just stick their heads up their own asses instead of the guy in front of them, then my work here is done.”

So many butts, so little time…

you first.

Once again, the Iranians get everything bass-ackwards.

Iranians, watching Mork and Mindy.
(Very obscure joke. Let’s see if anyone gets it.)

NO YOU FOOL!! I said more ‘BASS’; I’m listening to Ina Goda Da Vida.

There is only no Allahs and Mohammad is his false prophet.

Hey–How does this prayer thing work again?

10…15…75…hut 1…hut 2…HIKE!

Fi Fi Fo Fu, I smell the ass of a stinkin’ Jew

34 — 23 — 36 — KIKE!

Aaahhh, 72 virgins.

Hope nobody sees the sheep.

Abdul: Ah, we are looking for Uranus.

Ahmadinejad in the moment before the inspiration hits him to make the ostrich the national bird of Iran.

Ooo, oooooph, the dripping penis! the dripping penis!

Hello? Anyone? I’m looking for the unisex salon? My Brad Pitt wannabe three day stubble is getting too thick. Allahu Akbar, just a little trim is needed. Hello?

inside the mind of President Acetaminophen:

“mmm…

I’m tellink you, dat farsi ass down dere on Ali Al-Ali Incomfree is dee BEST farsi ass in all dee Tehran! Allah, I love it when he bend over like dat… oh yeah… I make a minaret in my pants!”

Blue 42, blue 42, hut! hut!

Iran President Reveals New Gas Centrifuges

Gee, you North Korean nuclear advisers are even shorter than I expected.

Ahmadinejad of Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, accepts award for Biggest Asshole in the Universe. Also pictured are runners up.

“I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes!”

“Hey, there, lonely boy, lonely boy…”

Correction

The Ayatollah said I should never leave my friends behind.

Hmmm…should be better than the nightly goat. Which one to pick…eany, meany, miney…. Goosey goosey…

Who cut the cheese????????

Behind every man…there is a WOMAN!

“Yusuf, did you let that falaffel bomb?!?”