Israellycool » axe http://www.israellycool.com Down Under Punditry in the Middle East Thu, 23 May 2013 07:19:50 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Zionist Occupation Body Spray http://www.israellycool.com/2012/08/27/zionist-occupation-body-spray/ http://www.israellycool.com/2012/08/27/zionist-occupation-body-spray/#comments Mon, 27 Aug 2012 11:26:02 +0000 Judge Dan http://www.israellycool.com/?p=42424 It always happens when you least expect it. You get in to your Abir, turn the key, and the engine just doesn’t want to start. You thought you were going to have a nice long day of oppressing human rights, but instead you have to call a mechanic.

Not anymore! Introducing our latest Zionist Occupation tool, Axe Dark Temptation body spray starting fluid:

And we thought the BDS bunch stink now, wait until they stop using body spray in this weather.

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Barber Selahattin Aytekin is using fire and an ax, rather than scissors and razorblades, to shave his customers in his shop in the northwestern province of Balıkesir.

Aytekin said he had been using the unusual tools of the trade for 39 years now. He uses a sharpened ax to shave men’s beards and an alcohol-soaked piece of cloth set on fire to trim the hair.

“I have received many awards,” Aytekin told reporters. “I recently had customers from China who presented me with a certificate of appreciation. They were here to visit factories that process marble and heard of me while they were in town.”

Aytekin said he was known as the “fiery barber” in Balıkesir and that there were no other hairdressers that shaved people the way he did.

Gee, I wonder why.

Meanwhile, I’m just glad to read a story about a Muslim with an axe, with no mention of infidels.

Update: Here’s another way to use axe on your hair:

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