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Ma’an News reports on the latest act of Israeli aggression.

Eyewitnesses told Ma’an that an Israeli military vehicle “intentionally” slammed into a car being driven by a Palestinian on Saturday near Nablus, seriously injuring the driver.

The Israeli jeep involved was reportedly a military jeep driven by a soldier on a bypass road northwest of the West Bank city of Nablus.

Witness Ala Al-A’mud told Ma’an in a telephone interview that the jeep’s driver “intentionally pushed a Palestinian’s car” off the road and over the cliff of an adjacent ravine, where it finally crashed.

30-year-old Awni Abu Shushah was “seriously injured” in the apparently intentional crash. Shushah is the manager at one of the nearby stone factories, according to a worker at the facility.

Rescue workers moved Shushah to a local hospital in Nablus, where he remained in serious condition, according to medical officials.

Of course, why would we bother to ram a car off the road when we could easily incapacitate the driver using our Zionist Electromagnetic Weapon of Death ^TM ?

Needless to say, this is not being reported anywhere else, although like other palestinian blood libels, it will likely get a fair bit of airplay on other palestinian, Arab and neo Nazi sites.

Update: The reason the link no longer works is that Ma’an inexplicably deleted the story. Perhaps it was too obviously fabricated even for their liking?

Update: I guess not. The story is back.

A new study released by the coordinator of the “Palestinian Farmers Union” accuses Israel of secretly dumping nuclear and chemical wastes near Palestinian Arab communities.
The reason?

Because Israel wants to cause Palestinian Arab men to become sterile, thus creating a method of mass birth control!

It seems that this is not the first time that Palestinian Arabs have accused Israel of this idea, because the Firas Press article that mentions this also mentions an earlier accusation by the equally esteemed “Dr. Mahmoud Deputy Chief of the Middle East in the International Physicians for Protection from Radiation and Nuclear War” that Israel has done the same thing in other “Palestinian territories” - burying nuclear waste from Dimona in the territories and causing “cancer, sterility, mental disorders and skin diseases.”

Accusing Israel of poisoning the wells is so last century. Nuclear and chemical waste is the hip new way of fomenting blood libels!

Blood libels never get old in the Ummah!

The Iranian Alalam “news” states:

The Popular Committee to Oppose the Siege on Thursday warned against the Israeli regime’s plans to spread lethal diseases in the Gaza Strip.

The Committee said with closure of Gaza City’s Treatment Plant, the region was the target of environmental crisis.

The Palestinian Central Bureau of Statistics (PCBS) in its latest report has accused the Israel of dumping wastes and sewage into Gaza Sea.

Director of Water Resources in the Gaza Strip, Monther Shoblak, told Alalam Thursday that Israel dumps 70 percent of its wastes into Gaza Sea, affecting tourism industry and the marine lives in the region.

I didn’t know there even was a “Gaza Sea.”

How dare Israel do anything to harm the thriving Gaza tourism industry. All those poor tourists, sunbathing on the beaches of the Gaza Sea, being forced to stay out of the water because of Zionist fecal matter.

I can see why they’d be upset.