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Former Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat, who died four years ago this week, was poisoned by Israel, a relative says.

“Every day there are statements and clues about the elimination of Arafat and every day we draw closer to the poisoning theory,” Nasser al-Qidwa, a nephew of the late Palestinian leader, said.

“In a year or two, the nature of the poison administered to Yasser Arafat and the procedure used will be known,” said Mr Qidwa, who heads the Yasser Arafat foundation.

“In any case, Israel is responsible for his death. There were preparations to get rid of the political leadership of the Palestinian people.”

The precise cause of Yasser Arafat’s death on November 11, 2004 remains unknown, but several Palestinian leaders are convinced he was poisoned by Israel, which emphatically denies the claim.

Thousands of people are expected to take part in ceremonies to mark the fourth anniversary of his death in the West Bank city of Ramallah tomorrow.

Unless the poison was administered via the backside of one of Arafat’s male conquests and closely resembles the AIDs virus, they’re still barking up the wrong tree.

From the ever-humorous Ma’an Palestinian Arab “news” agency:

Concern over earlier reports of increased rates of physical birth-defects and stillborn deliveries are heightened in the southern Gaza Strip after Director of Social Health Department in the de facto Health Ministry Salah Rantisi announced that he found an additional foetus with physical mutations in an ultrasound.

Rumors have been circulating that the defects are the result of nuclear materials dumped from the Israeli nuclear facility near Dimona.

In recent weeks the Palestinian Environmental Quality Authority announced the beginning of a field survey to measure the effects of nuclear radiation, possibly emanating from Israeli military facilities, in the eastern Gaza Strip.

For their part, environment authorities in the Gaza Strip said in a statement on Monday that no radiation has been found in the air in Khuza’a. However, they suggested that radiation could be found in the earth or in water resources.

The statement explained that a technical team examined the area and found no radiation. The team encompassed experts from the power authorities, natural resources authorities and the Islamic University of Gaza.

Of course, in the Palestinian Arab psyche, if any kid is found with a birth defect it must be the fault of Zionists. Evidence really isn’t necessary, because it is so blindingly obvious that Zionists are behind every natural problem.

For those who are interested, here is a map of the Negev:

The diabolical Zionists have managed to find a way for their radioactive materials to pass over Beersheba and countless other Jewish communities without causing any harm, and they only target pregnant Arab women in Gaza!

Perhaps it is because the Jews smear lamb’s blood on their doorposts…

It’s official: deceased Austrian far-right leader Joerg Haider was a man’s man.

Stefan Petzner, the successor to Austrian right-wing populist leader Joerg Haider, has shocked the staunchly conservative country by revealing in a tearful interview that they shared a “special relationship”.

Mr Petzner, 27, who was confirmed on Wednesday as the leader of the Alliance for the Future of Austria (BZO) after Mr Haider’s death in a high-speed car crash two weeks ago, made the admission on Austrian radio, effectively confirming long-standing rumours that he and Mr Haider were lovers.

Attempts by the party to stop repeats of the broadcast failed after the state broadcaster ORF insisted that it would not be gagged.

Mr Petzner, who met Mr Haider five years ago when he was working as a beauty correspondent, said he felt a “magnetic attraction” to the firebrand politician, who was 31 years his senior.

He said that Mr Haider’s main worry was that their relationship would not withstand the age gap.

“We had a relationship that went far beyond friendship,” Mr Petzner said.

“Joerg and I were connected by something really special. He was the man of my life.”

The news stunned Austria, which has been coming to terms with the death of the anti-immigrant politician.

Mr Haider, who voted against a parliamentary motion to lower the age of consent for homosexuals, had presented himself as a family man who drank sparingly.

But after the car crash it was revealed that he had been driving at twice the speed limit, his blood-alcohol level had been four times the legal limit, and he had spent his final hours in a gay bar in Klagenfurt, the capital of the southern state where he was governor.

There has been further speculation that the crash happened after Mr Haider and Mr Petzner argued at a party.

Mr Petzner said that Claudia, Mr Haider’s wife of 32 years and the mother of his two daughters, had not objected to their relationship.

But in an interview published in an Austrian women’s magazine, Mr Petzner’s sister, Christiane, seemed to suggest otherwise.

“Claudia was sometimes jealous of him because he spent more time with her husband than she did,” she said.

Haider’s sexuality is of interest given his far-Right wing views, including his admiration for Adolf Hitler. It would also lend credence to reports that Haider was drunk at the wheel after spending time at a gay bar, something Haider’s admirers at far-Right hate sites have been frantically trying to disprove.

Speaking of the far-Right hate sites, don’t think this latest revelation has them rethinking their Zionist conspiracy theories regarding Haider’s death. They have just made them more outlandish.

Mossad Jews did it
Haider was spied by Mossad, and the spy was his closest aide. Now it seems like Mossad had another Jew infiltrator working as Haider’s aide. If this Jewish faggot Stefan Petzner actually had gay relationship, why he didn’t reveal that when Haider was still alive?

Jewish Stefan Petzner plant will flee to safety of Israel
Now this Jewish pest has been kicked out of the Alliance for the Future of Austria, which means that he is just Zionist plant, who most likely will flee to Israel very soon, because his lies have been exposed to Austrian people, and they are angry because he is defaming Haider’s reputation with Jewish lies.

This will be also related to Israeli movie production
A Jew Sacha Baron Cohen is making a new movie about fictional Austrian homosexual TV reporter, who of course is anti-Semitic Nazi. So Jews had planned this murder a lot before and Sacha Baron Cohen must have been involved in his murder, because otherwise he couldn’t have knowledge of this murder before it happened. When this filthy Zio flick enters the movie theaters, crowd will of course draw line between Haider and this Jew fag Cohen’s character.

The truth
Haider was not a gay, if he was gay, why would Mossad kill him, becaue then they could have blackmailed him? Jews killed Haider and they had planted Jewish faggot infiltrator as Haider’s aide, who after his death will try to divert public from investigating Haider’s death that was arranged by filthy Mossad Jews. Now you can see many Jewish infiltrated sites like Stormfront.org where they scream that Haider was a gay, and nobody is asking for answers about what happened to Haider’s car that night..

You heard it. Bruno did it!

The circumstances surrounding the death of Austrian far-right leader Joerg Haider has taken somewhat of a..err..sharp turn.

Austrian far-right politician Joerg Haider, who died last weekend in a fatal car accident was seen partying at a well-known gay nightclub just before his death, according to German media reports.

The leader of the nationalist Alliance for the Future of Austria crashed his car early last Saturday after driving at twice the permitted speed limit, in a high state of intoxication.

According to a report by the German-language newspaper Bild, Haider’s evening began with a surprise appearance at the launch party of a new Austrian tabloid, where he was photographed in the company of a young local woman.

At the same party, Haider, 58, gave what would become his last interview, speaking to a reporter about his passion for Italian wine, among other things.

However, contrary to previous reports, the evening of the charismatic leader did not end there. Before heading home, Haider made a quick visit to Stadtkraeme, a local club famous for its gay night scene.

Haider was spotted leaving the place on his own shortly before 1 A.M., fatally crashing his car half an hour later.

Who’d have thought Haider liked Italian wine? That’s wasn’t very patriotic of him.

About Haider being gay, rumors about his proclivity for close encounters of the same-sex kind have been around for quite a while.

Indonesian Islamic terror cleric Abu Bakar Bashir, 2006:

Indonesian cleric Abu Bakar Bashir has accused America’s main intelligence agency of involvement in the 2002 Bali suicide bombings, which claimed the lives of 202 people, including 88 Australians.

Bashir, the spiritual leader of Jemaah Islamiyah (JI), was released from prison in June after having served almost two years for involvement in the conspiracy which led to the attack.

Amrozi bin Nurhasyim, his brother Ali Gufron, also known as Mukhlas and Imam Samudra were to have been executed earlier this week for the Bali bombings but legal appeals have been lodged.

The cleric has told the ABC’s Foreign Correspondent program the Bali bombings were “hijacked” by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).

“So the bomb that killed so many Australians, it was an American bomb,” he said. “It wasn’t the bomb made by Amrozi and his friends.”

“I don’t know whether the Australian Government pretends not to know this, or really doesn’t know.

“If they don’t know, then they’re stupid. But I think they’re just pretending not to know.”

Bashir described the device used in the bombing as a “micro-nuclear bomb”, and says the bomb originally intended for use in the attack “would not have killed people, only injured them”.

Indonesian Islamic terror cleric Abu Bakar Bashir, 2008:

An Indonesian Islamic cleric linked to the three Bali bombers says the explosion was a conspiracy between “America, Australia and the Jews”.

Abu Bakar Bashir told AFP the CIA had fired a nuclear missile at the Bali tourist strip from a ship off the coast.

“It has been mentioned as being a micro-nuclear bomb, not a regular bomb… The bomb was made by the CIA, it could be no one else,” he said in his house at the Al-Mukmin Islamic boarding school on Indonesia’s Java island.

He said the attack was a conspiracy between “America, Australia and the Jews” and the three convicted bombers - Amrozi, Imam Samudra and Ali Ghufron - had been framed.

“The bomb Amrozi set off, the first one, at most it shattered glass and didn’t wound people, or at most wounded them a little,” he said, sitting on the floor and wearing the white clothes and skullcap of a religious man.

Amrozi had been “used by the CIA in coordination with America, Australia and the Jews. The police and the prosecutors aren’t brave enough to prove it.”

Spot the difference?

Leaving aside the fact that the “micro-nuclear bomb” has now morphed into more of “nuclear missile,” the main difference is that now the CIA were in cahoots with Australia and the evil Jooooos.

You see where I’m heading with this?

Clearly, the Jews and their Aussie allies were able to go back in time, aided by their Mossad hitech industry, and join forces with the Americans, who were originally working alone.

But what about the fact that the convicted bombers had confessed and seemed proud of their crimes?

No problem. Behold the genius of the international Zionist conspiracy.

Dismissing Indonesia’s Islamic groups as “Jewish organisations,” Bashir said he would split from the Indonesian Council of Mujahedin which he had led and form a new group to push for pure Islamic law.

In other words, the convicted men were obviously encouraged to confess to the crime by their Islamic overloads, blissfully unaware that they were, in fact, Zionist overlords.

Oh, it is good to be us.

Update: OOOGA BOOGA!!

As more information comes to light, it seems like he really was darth daft Haider.

Austrian far-right politician Joerg Haider had been drinking when he died in a high-speed crash of his car last weekend, a party official said on Wednesday.

“It is correct that … Joerg Haider was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the accident. I can and must confirm that,” said Stefan Petzner, the new head of Haider’s Alliance for Austria’s Future party.

Haider, 58, was killed in the early hours of Saturday when the car he was driving at 142 kmh, around twice the speed limit, crashed off a road in the southern province of Carinthia, where he served as governor.

Of, so if it wasn’t the Zionist Electromagnetic Weapon of Death ^TM or a pack of Jooos chasing after him, it must have been that someone poured some Manischewitz into his drink.

And by someone, I mean a Jooooo.

P.S OOOGA BOOGA!!

Update: And let’s not forget the Odd Zionist Holes of Death.^TM Although if you ask me, the only odd holes here are the a***holes who actually believe this garbage.

It looks like Austrian far-right politician Joerg Haider was the victim of his own bad driving and not the Zionist Electromagnetic Weapon of Death^TM after all.

Austrian investigators say far-right politician Joerg Haider’s car was speeding at more than twice the posted limit when it crashed and killed him.

Police reconstructing the fatal accident in southern Austria say the speedometer in the wreckage of Haider’s Volkswagen sedan was stuck at 142 kilometers per hour (88 miles per hour).

The speed limit on the stretch of road where he died was just 70 kilometers per hour (43 mph).

Investigators released their preliminary findings Sunday, a day after the 58-year-old Haider was killed.

Prosecutor Gottfried Kranz says the speed appeared to be the main factor in the deadly crash.

But not to worry. The anti-Semites can still blame it on the Jooooooos.

Does seem a little suspicious. I just read he was doing twice the speed limit when he crashed on the way to his mother’s 90th birthday party. Possibly, he was being chased by someone.

OOOGA BOOGA!!

I guess he veered too far to the right.

Austrian politician Joerg Haider, whose far-right rhetoric in the 1990s was denounced as sympathetic to the Nazis, died early Saturday in a car accident.

Haider, 58, the governor of the southern province of Carinthia, had been making a return to national politics with a more moderate line, almost a decade after his party’s inclusion in the Austrian government led to European Union sanctions.

Haider’s car veered off the road in southern Austria after overtaking another vehicle, and overturned, police said. He was alone in the car.

Haider suffered severe injuries to his head and chest despite wearing a seatbelt. He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead, said Thomas Koperna, the hospital’s medical director.

Despite there being no signs of foul play, the usual suspects are blaming you-know-who. Here are some of the comments I came upon while wading through the excrement at one of the more well-known hate sites:

The suspicious thing is, that there was a second car with 2 unknown persons, who reported the crash immediately. They don’t reveal who these 2 are.

It was early morning, a time when there is no traffic at all on these remote Alp highways.

So i have to ask myself, why was there another car and who were they?

And if you think the levels of moronity had been plumbed with that comment, a new contender emerges:

Haider was most likely killed by an electromagnetic weapon which incapacitated him before a curve. This could have been in a van following him, or in the forest ahead in line with the road. I doubt the Mossad would try to tamper with his steering while parked, too many electronic security systems available today.

Zionist Electromagnetic Weapon of Death.^TM

Of course it has not occurred to these brainiacs that their hero likely had a car accident, one of his own making.

And in case you are one of those nuts who believes us Jews are behind everything..

OOOGA BOOGA!!

We’ve seen Zionist pigs, trained by settlers to attack innocent Palestinian Arab gardens during prayer times.

We’ve seen Zionist wolves, raised by the same settlers who know only to attack PalArabs.

We’ve even seen Zionist lions, kept by settlers as pets, instilling terror in the hearts of the oppressed West Bank Arabs.

Now, thanks to Zionist technology and the implacable hatred that Jews naturally have towards everyone else, we can witness the latest scourge: Zionist rats.

From Palestine Today (autotranslated):

Rats have become a weapon used by new Israeli colonizers against citizens in the Old City of occupied Jerusalem, in order to displace and expel them from their homes.

Districts in the old part of town are suffering and facing recently this new type of Israeli actions that aim to harass Jerusalemites in order to force them to leave.

For two months, dozens of settlers have been going to the alleys and streets of the old town, carrying with them dozens of iron cages full of rats, and to release them in the town into open drainage channels.

The citizens of the old town say that the rats grow very large, adding that different types of poisons did not contribute to eradicating them, and pointed to the large municipal slowness in dealing with this issue which is causing a humanitarian catastrophe and environmental losses.

According to Hassan Khater, Secretary General of the Islamic-Christian Front for Defending Jerusalem and its Holy Sites, these rats pose a major threat to Jerusalemites who inhabit these neighborhoods, and that the situation is serious and very poor, emphasizing the failure of the occupation in the municipality of Jerusalem to address the issue.

He reported during a press conference held in the government media center in Ramallah yesterday that the purpose of this measure is to increase the suffering of Jerusalemites in the old town, transforming their lives through the tragedy of fact, with the aim of pushing them to leave their homes and leave the city.

Khater added that the Front had received many complaints and comments from citizens Jerusalemites living in the revival of the old town, according to sabotage these rats property large number of houses and shops, calling to shed further light on this disaster.

There is a link between the colonists active in the deployment of rats in alleys of the Old City meant for the deportation and displacement of populations, and between the occupation and the deployment of hundreds of pigs in the mountains and valleys of the West Bank aimed at sabotaging the property and crops.

Yes, right now, in secret underground Zionist labs, brainy Jewish scientists (funded by the Zionist lobby) are breeding these super rats who are impervious to poisons, and trained through a combination of Pavlovian methods and embedded microchips to only attack Arab sections of Jerusalem and to leave the Jewish Jerusalemites alone. But thanks to the efforts of people like Dr. Hassan Khater (who has advocated genocide against Jews on PA TV) these schemes can be exposed for all the world to see.

Aussie Dave adds: Zionist Death Rats.^TM